ALF, Season 2

ALF:
Is it me, or are those guys a bunch of stiffs? [puts his hood down] Look Willie, I'm a convertible.

Willie:
ALF, just face it. You're just not monk material.

ALF:
Well yes I am. I came with all the qualifications. Sloth, Greed, Gluttony.

Willie:
Those are the Seven Deadly Sins.

ALF:
I thought the Seven Deadly Sins were those guys from Snow White.

Willie:
Those are the Seven Dwarfs.

ALF:
We prefer to call them little people.

Willie:
Come on home, ALF.

ALF:
We miss you. Nobody cares about your past.

Willie:
Well, gee, I don't know. Tonight's my turn to bang the dinner gong.

ALF:
ALF.

Willie:
Okay, you got a deal. You came all this way to get me. If you want me back so badly. You deserve me.

ALF:
Oh, thanks, ALF.

Willie:
Well, just give me a second to say goodbye to the bros, okay? Yo, I'm leaving!

[the monks cheer]