ALF, Season 2

Kate:
Is this a pirate, or is this a pirate? Lynn?

Lynn:
It's a pirate, mom.

Kate:
Willie?

Willie:
Definitely a pirate.

ALF:
[comes in wearing a costume] Good morning.

Willie:
What are you wearing?

ALF:
A touch of your aftershave.

Willie:
I meant those silly glasses.

ALF:
Silly glasses? Look who's talking. This is my Halloween costume.

Willie:
What are you supposed to be?

ALF:
Gene shalit. Too obscure?

Kate:
You're not planning on trick-or-treating, are you?

ALF:
Are you kidding? I can't wait. I'm coming back with a bag full of candy apples, popcorn balls, and cats.

Lynn:
ALF, no one's going to give you a cat.

ALF:
That's right. You have to bob for cats.