ALF, Season 2

ALF:
Hey, good water, Kate. Pick up some more of these tomorrow.

Kate:
That water was for the wedding guests.

ALF:
I only drank three of these I was trying to get rid of my hiccups.

Willie:
What hiccups?

ALF:
[hiccup] Those hiccups.

Kate:
That is the strangest hiccup I've ever heard.

ALF:
Well, here's another one.[hiccups]

Lynn:
Oh, no!

ALF:
Oh, [hiccups] yes. You're the first humans who've ever heard the dreaded "Melmacian" hiccups.

Willie:
What is it that makes them so dreaded, besides that irritating metallic echo?

ALF:
That irritating metallic echo gets louder and louder, day by day, week by week, year by, [hiccup] year.

Kate:
How many years are we talking about?

ALF:
I'm not sure. [hiccup] My uncle Tinkle had them for 50 years.

Kate:
Tinkle?

ALF:
Good idea.