ALF, Season 2

[Willie and Kate come inside the garage]

Willie:
Hi, ALF, how's it going? [ALF hiccups] About the same, huh?

Kate:
What are you looking for?

ALF:
My Melmacian Medical Encyclopedia. I might have a cure for the hiccups. Here. Hold this Willie. [he gives Willie his nuclear waste from his spaceship]

Willie:
What is it?

ALF:
It's just nuclear waste from my spaceship. Oh hey, don't worry. Life here will exist as long as the lid doesn't pop off. [short pause] Oh, wait. These are my crayons.

Kate:
What does this encyclopedia look like?

ALF:
I don't remember. I only used it once.

Willie:
Could this be it?

ALF:
Oh yeah, that's it. The furry home companion.

Kate:
Isn't it thin for an encyclopedia?

ALF:
Our bodies aren't that complicated. [hiccup] We have 10 major organs. 8 of which are stomachs.

Willie:
I would have guessed all 10.

ALF:
[reading from the book] Let's see. Stomach aches, Stomach flu, stomach transplants. Here we are. Hiccups. Hey! All I have to do, is drink a glass of cat juice. No problem.

Kate:
Cat juice?

Willie:
What is Cat juice?

ALF:
Well, it's kind of like orange juice, but instead of juicing an orange you squeeze juice a-

Willie:
I don't want to hear it.

ALF:
Then cover your ears. [Willie covers his ears] Cat!

Willie:
I heard it.

ALF:
You were warned. [hiccup]

Kate:
There's got to be another cure.

ALF:
There is, but you don't want to hear it. It's disgusting.