ALF, Season 2

ALF:
Hey, Kate, guess what I am?

Kate:
Is it something that begins with "couch", and ends with "potato"?

ALF:
Cheap shot, Kate-man-du. I'm a type T personality.

Kate:
Okay ALF, what is a type T personality?

ALF:
According to this article, a type T is a thrill-seeker. Someone who looks for danger, who laughs in the face of death. [laughs]

Kate:
This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch?

ALF:
Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.

Brian:
Am I a type T?

ALF:
Well, do you enjoy hang gliding off cliffs into rock-filled gorges?

Brian:
I don't know.

ALF:
Well let's find out. What do you say we jump off the roof. You land feet-first, you're a wimp.

Brian:
I'll go get the ladder.

Kate:
No one is jumping off the roof.

ALF:
Hey Kate, let me know when you let your son act like a man. Ah! Paper cut! Paper cut!