ALF, Season 2

[in Kate and ALF's dream]

John:
Mrs. Tanner, our environment is becoming endangered much like the liberal. What would you do about it?

Kate:
Well, my environmental plan includes tax incentives to the industrial sector to encourage factory modernization as well as legislation.

ALF:
Ah, lunch meat!

Kate:
ALF?

ALF:
Candidate ALF.

John:
Your solution to pollution?

ALF:
My solution to pollution will help your constitution. So send a contribution, and start the revolution. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Kate:
Could we please get serious here?

John:
Quiet! Rap Master ALF is on a roll.

ALF:
Thanks, man. Weiner on a stick?

John:
My pleasure. [pause] Your answer?

ALF:
To get rid of pollution, just tie big balloons on all the smoke stacks to catch the dirty air.

Kate:
Wait a minute. And what would you do when the balloons were full?

ALF:
I'd rub them on a big sweater and stick them to the ceiling of the White House.

John:
Finally, a candidate as intelligent as myself.

Kate:
How can you say that? His solution is impractical and ludicrous.

John:
Sour grapes, Mrs. Tanner. You lose. I'm voting for the ALFer.

Audience:
[cheering] ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF! ALF!

[Kate and ALF's dream ends]

Kate:
[talking during her sleep] ALF.

ALF:
That's my name. Ask me again, and I'll tell you the same.

Kate:
What are you doing in here?

ALF:
I got tired of looking at the big picture. [pause] Oh, hey, look! Willie's shins glow in the dark.