ALF, Season 2

Jake:
[opens the window and finds ALF from outside] What are you doing here?

ALF:
I bought over a few things for you to fix. [handing Jake some stuff for him to fix] Here's a tape recorder's got fur stuck in it. I don't know how that happen.

Jake:
What happened to this?

ALF:
I tried to puree a rock. It didn't work.

Raquel:
[offscreen] Jake? Are you talking to someone?

Jake:
No, it's just the TV.

ALF:
Welcome to Monday Night Football.

Jake:
It's Saturday!

ALF:
Live from New York, it's Saturday-

Jake:
I'm shutting it off.

ALF:
Click! Can you fix all this stuff?

Jake:
My motto is if I can't fix it, it ain't broken.

ALF:
My motto is I broke it.

Jake:
My dad's motto is I broke into it.

ALF:
[laughs] Hey, hey! You're pretty funny for a delinquent. [pause] I love this male bonding. What do you say we go out back and throw a cat on the Barbie? Just a thought. [he leaves from the window]