ALF, Season 2

ALF (1986-1990) is the name of a popular TV sitcom series produced by NBC, inspired by and spoofing the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). It first aired September 22, 1986. It is about a furry alien survivor from Melmac, a nuclear exploded pl… more »

ALF:
Willie, we voted fair and square. Uncle Albert stays in the tent.

Willie:
No, you're staying in the tent, ALF.

ALF:
I don't want to sleep out here. This place is swarming with armored leeches.

Willie:
Those are snails.

ALF:
I don't care if they're hunchback slugs. I'm not sleeping out here.

Willie:
ALF, we always make you stay in the garage. I thought sleeping in a tent would be a nice change of pace.

ALF:
Yeah, listen. Since Uncle Albert is such a pain, why don't you just tell the guy to bug off?

Willie:
Oh, I can't do that ALF. He's family.

ALF:
Fine. Now you're stuck with an unwanted house guest.

Willie:
Isn't it strange how that pattern keeps repeating itself?

ALF:
Why? Kate's mother is coming too?

Willie:
Let's just put up the tent.

ALF:
Fine. Why is it taking so long?

Willie:
[he takes away the tape measure away from ALF and shakes his glasses] It's taking so long because you keep undoing everything I'm doing. Would you hand me, a box of wing nuts?

ALF:
Wing nuts? I'm afraid I've eaten them.

Willie:
You ate a box wing nuts?

ALF:
I thought they said "walnuts". Don't bother looking for the package marked tent stakes.

Willie:
I think I'd better finish this by myself.

ALF:
Fine. I'll be over here if you need me. [walks away]

Willie:
I'll keep that in mind in case things go too smoothly.

0.0 / 0 votes
3

Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024

Translation

Find a translation for this quote in other languages:

Select another language:

  • - Select -
  • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
  • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
  • Español (Spanish)
  • Esperanto (Esperanto)
  • 日本語 (Japanese)
  • Português (Portuguese)
  • Deutsch (German)
  • العربية (Arabic)
  • Français (French)
  • Русский (Russian)
  • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
  • 한국어 (Korean)
  • עברית (Hebrew)
  • Gaeilge (Irish)
  • Українська (Ukrainian)
  • اردو (Urdu)
  • Magyar (Hungarian)
  • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
  • Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Italiano (Italian)
  • தமிழ் (Tamil)
  • Türkçe (Turkish)
  • తెలుగు (Telugu)
  • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
  • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
  • Čeština (Czech)
  • Polski (Polish)
  • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
  • Românește (Romanian)
  • Nederlands (Dutch)
  • Ελληνικά (Greek)
  • Latinum (Latin)
  • Svenska (Swedish)
  • Dansk (Danish)
  • Suomi (Finnish)
  • فارسی (Persian)
  • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
  • հայերեն (Armenian)
  • Norsk (Norwegian)
  • English (English)

Share your thoughts on ALF, Season 2's quote with the community:

0 Comments

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "ALF, Season 2 Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2025. Web. 6 Jan. 2025. <https://www.quotes.net/show-quote/98526>.

    Know another quote from ALF, Season 2?

    Don't let people miss on a great quote from the "ALF, Season 2" movie - add it here!

    Quiz

    Are you a quotes master?

    »
    Who said: "The art of leadership is saying no, not yes – it’s very easy to say yes.’"?
    A Franklin Delano Roosevelt
    B Tony Blair
    C Donald Trump
    D Mao Tse-Tung