ALF, Season 2
ALF:
Willie, we voted fair and square. Uncle Albert stays in the tent.
Willie:
No, you're staying in the tent, ALF.
ALF:
I don't want to sleep out here. This place is swarming with armored leeches.
Willie:
Those are snails.
ALF:
I don't care if they're hunchback slugs. I'm not sleeping out here.
Willie:
ALF, we always make you stay in the garage. I thought sleeping in a tent would be a nice change of pace.
ALF:
Yeah, listen. Since Uncle Albert is such a pain, why don't you just tell the guy to bug off?
Willie:
Oh, I can't do that ALF. He's family.
ALF:
Fine. Now you're stuck with an unwanted house guest.
Willie:
Isn't it strange how that pattern keeps repeating itself?
ALF:
Why? Kate's mother is coming too?
Willie:
Let's just put up the tent.
ALF:
Fine. Why is it taking so long?
Willie:
[he takes away the tape measure away from ALF and shakes his glasses] It's taking so long because you keep undoing everything I'm doing. Would you hand me, a box of wing nuts?
ALF:
Wing nuts? I'm afraid I've eaten them.
Willie:
You ate a box wing nuts?
ALF:
I thought they said "walnuts". Don't bother looking for the package marked tent stakes.
Willie:
I think I'd better finish this by myself.
ALF:
Fine. I'll be over here if you need me. [walks away]
Willie:
I'll keep that in mind in case things go too smoothly.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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