ALF, Season 2

Man:
Hello, social services. Hold, please. Hey, Willie, call for you on line 4. Sounds like Sammy Davis, Jr.

Willie:
Hello.

ALF:
[like Sammy Davis] Man, how'd you like this clever ruse?

Willie:
Why are you calling me? You promised to stay in the tent!

ALF:
But we're out of canned peaches.

Willie:
You called me for peaches?

ALF:
No, I also need grape leaves, yellow cellophane, and a tag for the toe.

Willie:
A tag for what?

ALF:
You're not writing this down, are you?

Willie:
No, I'm not. What's this all about?

ALF:
It was gonna be a surprise, but Uncle Albert's dead.

Willie:
What?

ALF:
Don't worry, I've already started the embalming, that's why I need the peaches. [hangs up]

Willie:
Wait! [hangs up]

Man:
Willie, is it true Sammy's going on the road, again?