ALF, Season 2

Lynn:
[answers the phone] Hello? Dad, it's ALF.

Willie:
Would you tell him to come in here if he wants to talk to me?

Lynn:
Dad said that you're gonna have to come in here if you want to talk to him. He says that's gonna be a problem.

Willie:
Hello, ALF.

ALF:
[on the phone at the Ochmoneks] Oh, Willie! Willie! Willie! What have I done?

Willie:
I don't know, ALF. What have you done?

ALF:
Did you see Dog Day Afternoon?

Willie:
Where are you?

Griswald:
[on megaphone] The house is surrounded. Come out with your hands up.

ALF:
Please hold. Uh, no dice! I'm armed, I'm dangerous and I'm off my medication.

Jake:
Hey! Hey! The cops have somebody cornered in my house!

ALF:
As you may have gathered, Willie. I'm in big trouble.

Willie:
You're always in trouble.

ALF:
Yeah, but even on the ALF scale this one's a humdinger. I need help.

Willie:
What happened, ALF?

ALF:
Long story short, I saw a burglar at the Ochmonek's and scared him away. Now, I'm trapped and I'm scared. Oh, the irony of it all.

Willie:
Well, can't you make a run for it?

ALF:
I take it you didn't see the end of Butch Cassidy either.

Willie:
No, I didn't.

ALF:
But you've got to do something, ALF. They might storm the house.

Willie:
Oh, yeah.

ALF:
I've got hostages in here! Think that'll hold them? Or should I say that the hostages are nuns?

Willie:
No nuns. None. [I'm coming over.

ALF:
Okay, but hurry! I don't think these guys will give you much of a grace period if you catch my drift.

Willie:
[hangs up the phone] ALF's trapped at the Ochmonek's.

Jake:
I know the feeling.

Willie:
I'm going over.

Brian:
Me too.

Kate:
No! You're staying here. It's too dangerous.

Jake:
Yeah, you might lose your cool when the bullets start flyin'.

Willie:
Bullets? There'll be bullets?

Kate:
Jake, that is ridiculous. Willie, be careful.

Willie:
Oh, uh, I will. By the way, how did Butch Cassidy end?

Kate:
They were gunned down by the Bolivian army.

Lynn:
Yeah, it was really cool.

Willie:
I can dig it.