ALF, Season 2

[Willie and ALF are playing chess]

ALF:
I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Willie:
Why not?

ALF:
Because I might lose.

Willie:
I'm sorry. Check.

[the telephone rings]

ALF:
Get that, Willie. I want to plan my next move.

[short pause]

Willie:
[on the phone] Hello. The who Meister? Yeah, sure. Just a minute. Hang on. It's for you. [gives the phone to ALF]

ALF:
It must be Jody. [on the phone] Hello. Hey, Jod-meister. What's happening? I saw that, Willie. Your building's going where? Condo? Where's condo? Oh! Oh! Hey, it's no problem. Yeah, you could stay here till you find a new place. Well, why would anybody mind? No, we have a slogan here, welcome. It's on the mat outside. Uh, Willie sends his love. Okay, buh-bye. Hang that up, will you, Willie? [Willie hangs up the phone]

Willie:
The mat outside says, wipe your feet.

ALF:
Jody's blind. She'll never know.