ALF, Season 2

ALF:
[while cutting the plants] This is pretty hefty punishment for breaking 1 measly chimney.

Brian:
Hey ALF, watch this! [throws a stick to the ground]

ALF:
Interesting.

Brian:
It's a dog.

ALF:
I could see that, but it wrecked your stick trick. What was supposed to happen?

Brian:
That was it. That's how you play fetch.

ALF:
Fascinating game. Right up there with watching golf.

Brian:
You wanna throw one? Alright. What harm could it do?

[ALF throws the stick to the Ochmoneks' backyard]

Willie:
[comes in] Hi.

ALF:
Hi.

Willie:
What are the chances that the crash I just heard was the Ochmoneks breaking their own window?

Brian:
Slim and none. And slim is out of town.

Willie:
Where did this dog come from?

Brian:
She followed me home from school.

Trevor:
[offscreen] Hey, Tanner!

Willie:
ALF, you better hide whilst I, once again, take the blame for something you did.

ALF:
Thanks, Willie. You're a prince.

Willie:
I'm a king.

Trevor:
[comes to the Tanners' backyard] Good afternoon, guys. Does this look familiar to anyone?

Willie:
Oh, gee, I'm sorry, Trevor. B-Brian and I were, we were just, sort of, play. It's $20, right?

Trevor:
80.

Willie:
$80?

Trevor:
Yeah, I'm putting in Plexiglas this time. It'll be cheaper for you in the long run.

Willie:
Good planning.

Trevor:
Thanks.

Willie:
Well, I'll see ya. [ALF pops his head out] So long, Trevor. [Trevor leaves the Tanners' backyard] She sure is a pretty dog.

Brian:
Can we keep her?

ALF:
Yeah, Willie. Can we, huh?

Willie:
No, I don't know. I'm sure she's got an owner somewhere.

Brian:
Can't we just keep her until we find the owner?

Willie:
Well, I guess so. As long as it's okay with your mom.

ALF:
Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody!

Brian:
I didn't know you liked dogs.

ALF:
What's not to like? They're loyal, obedient, they hate cats. [the dog growls] And those who eat them!