ALF, Season 2

[ALF is sitting in the kitchen wearing shades and staring at a sunlamp]

Kate:
[walks over to him] What are you doing?

ALF:
[with a sunlamp in front of his head] Oh, soaking up rays, Babe. Your sunlamp's not working. I've been sitting here for 5 hours, Nada.

Kate:
5 hours? ALF, you're lucky you didn't get a sunburn. [she touches ALF as ALF screams] Sorry.

ALF:
Aah, oh, it hurts, it hurts.

Kate:
[takes the sunlamp away from ALF] Well, would you like some cold cream?

ALF:
Yeah, but just one scoop, I'm on a diet.

Kate:
It's for your nose.

ALF:
That's where I'm trying to lose the weight.

Kate:
ALF, I'm talking about cold cream. Not ice cream. Cold cream. You understand?

ALF:
You're talking like they're two different things.

Kate:
They are! Haven't you been listening?

ALF:
What is this, healing through hollering?

[Brian comes in the kitchen after he had a school fight]

Kate:
Brian, what happened?

ALF:
Yeah, you look terrible.

Brian:
I was in a fight.

ALF:
Looking like that? Yeesh!