ALF, Season 2

[ALF is in Kate and Willie's bed eating crackers]

Kate:
I don't believe you're eating crackers in bed.

ALF:
I know. It's such a clich? Could you "hoover" the crumbs out of my fur?

Kate:
I want every single crumb out of this bed. Including you.

ALF:
I know you're upset about Willie, but he'll be home soon. I won't leave this bed, until he is.

Willie:
[comes in] Hi.

ALF:
Rats!

Willie:
Just what I wanted to see in my bed.

ALF:
Thanks. Cracker?

Kate:
It's 11pm. What happened?

Willie:
I'm sorry, Kate. I got in a big tie-up on the on the,

ALF:
Freeway.

Willie:
Freeway. I suppose you've discussed the crackers in bed.

Kate:
We were just discussing that, when you came in.

ALF:
Yes, your arrival was most fortuitous.

Willie:
Not that it matters, I'm so tired that I could sleep on broken glass.

ALF:
Then you might want to sleep by the China cabinet.