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ALF, Season 2

ALF (1986-1990) is the name of a popular TV sitcom series produced by NBC, inspired by and spoofing the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). It first aired September 22, 1986. It is about a furry alien survivor from Melmac, a nuclear exploded pl… more »

ALF:
Ta-da! Welcome to the Tanner dinner theater. Starring Gordon Shumway and Paul!

Willie:
Oh, ALF, what are you doing? We were just-

ALF:
There will be no talking during tonight's performance. And now, our opening joke. Say hello, dummy!

Paul:
Hello, dummy!

[ALF laughs]

Willie:
Oh, brother!

ALF:
Oh-oh! The crowd looks tough.

Paul:
So does the roast beef. [laughs]

ALF:
Hey, Paul. It looks like they're glad to see you.

Paul:
Oh, that's cause with me on your hand you can't grab all the food!

[the family laughs]

ALF:
We kill us!

Lynn:
ALF, how did you get so good so fast?

ALF:
Well, I pick things up pretty quickly.

Paul:
Except for those Styrofoam thingies. You shoved them under the rug!

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