ALF, Season 2

Kate:
[offscreen] Get out of this bathroom! I'm going to take a bath, and that's final! [door slams]

ALF:
Fine! I'll go sulk in the kids' bathroom.

Willie:
Before you do, ALF, could you come out here?

ALF:
Sure, why not? It's not like I was born free to follow my heart, or anything.

[lights turns on]

Willie, Lynn, Brian, Jake, Larry, Dorothy, and Jody:
Surprise!

ALF:
Willie, intruder alert!

Willie:
Oh, ALF!

ALF:
I've been seen by a vicious snarling mob. [everyone talks at once] Hey, hey, wait a minute. I know this mob.

Willie:
We've invited everyone who's ever met you.

ALF:
How's it going Jake-o-Lantern?

Jake:
Great! Give me 5!

ALF:
Here's 4. I owe you one! [laughs]

Larry:
How you doing, ALF?

ALF:
Larry, my shrink! Nice to see you when I'm not wacko.

Dorothy:
I'd challenge that.

ALF:
Grandma Dorothy, how's your much younger husband, Whizzer?

Dorothy:
Always a pleasure.

Lynn:
Look, ALF. Jody is here.

ALF:
Citizen cane! Yeah! Nice to see you.

Jody:
Nice not to see you!

ALF:
[laughs] What a kidder! Watch out for the lamp!

Willie:
ALF, we wanted to show you your world isn't as limited as you thought.

Kate:
It's not the same as going out and making new friends, but we hope it helps.

ALF:
I couldn't ask for more. Where are the presents?

Willie:
Presents? We gave you presents at Christmas and your birthday, and on St. Melmac's Day, which I really doubt was that big a holiday.

ALF:
Hey, forget the presents. I guess it's enough that my friends and Dorothy, are here.

Dorothy:
Surprise!

Willie, Kate, Lynn, Brian, Jake, Larry, Dorothy, and Jody:
[giving ALF presents] Surprise!

ALF:
Oh, boy! Friends with presents are the best kind of friends and Dorothy.