ALF, Season 2

[ALF wakes up in the middle of the night and wakes up Willie and Kate]

ALF:
[clears throat] Now that you're up, could I see the two of you in the living room?

[Kate groans]

Willie:
ALF, we're tired now. We wanna go to sleep.

ALF:
Fine, but I don't know how you two can sleep considering what's in the living room.

[Willie and Kate come inside the living room and see many newspapers that ALF made]

Willie:
What are these?

ALF:
Newspapers, Willie. Get with it!

Kate:
Why are they here?

ALF:
Perhaps I should explain. Please do!

Kate:
No, let me guess. You're a newspaper boy.

ALF:
We prefer the term, "Paper Person." It's gender-neutral.

Willie:
Do you actually believe, that you can afford someone through college with a paper route?

ALF:
No. That's why I got 10 paper routes.

Willie:
10 paper routes, there must be 500 papers here.

ALF:
Actually, 501. They gave me an extra copy by mistake. [chuckles]

Kate:
ALF, you can't deliver newspapers.

ALF:
Sure I can! You haven't seen my throwing arm. [Willie grabs the newspaper] Willie, I can't throw you and the newspaper. [Willie takes the newspaper away from him]