ALF, Season 3

[ALF wakes up from his dream to find that he had simply been unconscious for the past few hours]

Brian:
I think he's waking up.

Kate:
[walks up to ALF] ALF. ALF! Can, can you hear me?

ALF:
Auntie Em? Auntie Em? Is that you? Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Kate:
It's Kate. It's Kate. Are you alright?

ALF:
Well, I think so. Aah! Ow!

Brian:
We worried about you.

ALF:
Oh, Brian, Kate, Kate, Lynn! Willie! Willie, I'm back! Bob sent me back!

Lynn:
Who's Bob?

ALF:
My guardian angel. See, I wished I never crashed into your garage. So, Bob took me away from you. And Willie smoked a pipe.

Kate:
ALF, you were just dreaming.

Willie:
We found you in the backyard. You were unconscious. You were sucking muck.

Lynn:
Yeah, you must have knocked yourself out with the croquet mallet.

Willie:
I'm sorry I yelled at you, ALF. We were really worried. We thought you might have.

ALF:
Well, you know I kicked the bucket?

Lynn:
ALF, I couldn't imagine what life would be like without you.

ALF:
Believe me, you don't want to know. By the way, do we have a pool?

Lynn:
No.

ALF:
It doesn't matter. I'm home now. The Maserati's probably not happening either, right?

Willie:
Are you sure you're alright?

ALF:
Hey, what could be wrong?I'm here with my Tanners. Everything's back to normal, just the way I like it. A gift for you, Willie, from the bottom of my heart. [glass shattering] Don't thank me.