ALF, Season 3

Lynn:
[comes in] Yes, father? Hello, mother.

Willie:
Lynn, I want you to speak to ALF.

ALF:
Civilly, please.

Lynn:
ALF who?

Willie:
Speak to him or have your telephone privileges taken away.

Lynn:
You want me to speak to him? Fine, I'll speak to him. Have you told mom yet that you broke her ballerina?

Kate:
My ballerina?

ALF:
You squealer!

Kate:
My porcelain ballerina?

ALF:
That was supposed to be a secret.

Kate:
My wedding present porcelain ballerina?

Lynn:
Well, you told my secret first.

ALF:
But that just slipped out.

Kate:
My original, one of a kind, impossible to duplicate porcelain ballerina?

ALF:
Do you know how silly the word "ballerina" sounds when you say it over and over? Ballerina, ballerina, ballerina.

Willie:
All right, everyone, stop, cease, desist. I want you to apologize to each other, and I want you to put all of this behind us. Fine. Lynn, go to your room. You, go to the garage.

Lynn:
Fine. [leaves]

ALF:
Kate, I'm sorry I broke your wedding present. I was going to tell you.

Kate:
Really? When?

ALF:
I was waiting to see if the marriage would last.