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ALF, Season 3

ALF (1986-1990) is the name of a popular TV sitcom series produced by NBC, inspired by and spoofing the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). It first aired September 22, 1986. It is about a furry alien survivor from Melmac, a nuclear exploded pl… more »

Willie:
I'm sorry, I'm late.

ALF:
Don't tell me. That new guy at work held you up again.

Willie:
Yeah. Once that Jim starts talking to us, it's impossible to get away. This time I actually had my hand on the car door before he got me.

ALF:
Who is this guy? The idiot son of the boss?

Willie:
No, he's just an idiot.

ALF:
Well, you better not be late tomorrow night. Or have you forgotten about helping me Put up the satellite dish?

Kate:
What satellite dish?

ALF:
Oh. I ordered a satellite dish. It'll be here tomorrow. Will you help me put it up?

Willie:
I'll help you send it back.

ALF:
Can't. I bought it during their "Absolutely No Refunds What Are You Deaf?" sale.

Willie:
[panicking] Absolutely no refunds?!

ALF:
What, are you deaf?

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