ALF, Season 3

ALF (1986-1990) is the name of a popular TV sitcom series produced by NBC, inspired by and spoofing the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). It first aired September 22, 1986. It is about a furry alien survivor from Melmac, a nuclear exploded pl… more »

ALF:
Remember, Kate, I like my waffles crisp, yet al dente. Cooked to a golden amber, and served piping hot on a gently warmed plate. [Kate puts the waffle on his plate] How does she do it?

Lynn:
Do you want some maple syrup, ALF?

ALF:
On waffles? How gauche. Get me the garlic salt?

Willie:
Guess what? The car won't start again.

Brian:
You just got it fixed.

Willie:
3 times in 2 weeks. Every time they fix 1 thing, something else goes wrong.

ALF:
Well, I don't get it. Why keep spending money on something that doesn't work and causes nothing but aggravation?

Kate:
Somehow we've gotten used to it. [ALF burps] Sort of.

ALF:
Speaking of aggravation we're out of garlic salt.

Trevor:
[from outside] Hey, Tanners! Guess who?

ALF:
Let me take a stab. It's the wacky next door neighbor. [hides under the table]

Willie:
Come on in, Trevor.

Trevor:
Hi, Willie. Hi, Kate. Hi, kids.

Willie:
Hi Trevor.

Trevor:
I just stopped by to see if you needed a ride to work again.

Willie:
Well, as a matter of fact, I do. My car won't start again.

Trevor:
You should let Jake take a look at it. Kid could fix anything, has my car running like Florence Joyner. Oh, by the way, Jake will be doing the driving this morning. I hope you don't mind.

Lynn:
I didn't know Jake could drive.

Trevor:
He can't.

Willie:
I think I mind.

Trevor:
He just got his learner's permit. I'm teaching him. Kid's a natural. 5 days he's been driving, hasn't hit a living thing. We'll bring the car out front.

ALF:
[hiding under the table] Yo, Lynn, you could use a pedicure. [Lynn kicks him from under the table] Ow!

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