ALF, Season 3

Lynn:
[as she hears ALF sneezing upstairs] I'll check on that. It was probably the cat. Or the plumbing. Or the cat in the plumbing. Excuse me. [walks away]

Kate:
[holds up a bowl] Bridge mix?

[while ALF sneezes, Lynn comes in the room]

ALF:
Aren't you gonna say gesundheit?

Lynn:
What is the matter with you?

ALF:
I'm allergic to babies.

Lynn:
ALF, that is ridiculous.

ALF:
Oh, yeah? Watch. [sneezes] See, allergic to babies.

Kate:
[comes in] What is going on in here? ALF, we have a house full of guests.

ALF:
I'm afraid I've got some bad news, Motherload. You won't be able to keep your baby.

Kate:
What?

ALF:
I found out I'm allergic to them. But don't worry, I'll make it up to you. [sneezes] I'll get you a goldfish. [sneezes]

Kate:
We will talk about this later. Now, please, get back out to the garage. [leaves]

ALF:
[sniffling] Aw, this is all your fau-, fau-, fau-. [sneezes] Hey, they really are more absorbent.