ALF, Season 3

Brian:
Dad, why do they call these cold cuts?

Willie:
Oh, I don't know. Because they're cold and they're cut, I guess. Cold cuts. Uh, I don't know.

Brian:
Well, what would you call them if you heated them up?

Willie:
I don't know. I don't know nothing.

Jake:
[outside] Yo.

Willie:
Yeah, come on in.

Jake:
Uh, hi, Mr. Tanner. Hi, squirt.

Brian:
Hi, Jake.

Willie:
Hello, Jake. What's up?

Jake:
Well, uh-

Willie:
Something wrong?

Jake:
Not wrong exactly. More like missing.

Willie:
What, did you lose something?

Jake:
Look, I can't come right out and tell you. I said I wouldn't, then I got honor. You name some stuff that could be missing, and I'll tell you whether you're hot or cold.

Brian:
ALF.

Jake:
Hot.

Brian:
I win.

Willie:
How do you know he's missing?

Jake:
I found him.

Willie:
Where is he?

Jake:
My room. Top of the stairs, second door on your right.

[Willie drops the tray on the table and runs out to the Ochmoneks]