ALF, Season 3

[ALF is cooking his breakfast at the stove]

Willie:
[walks in the kitchen] Morning.

ALF:
Morning, Willie, Kate.

Kate:
Hi, ALF.

Willie:
What are you cooking?

ALF:
It's a surprise.

Willie:
Oh, no.

ALF:
Relax, it's just my June bug scallopini.

Kate:
Hence the crackling noise.

Willie:
You're frying June bugs?

ALF:
Please, Willie. You fry caterpillars. June bugs you sautee.

Willie:
[closes the pan] Go sit. [ALF walks away]

Lynn:
[comes in] Good morning.

Kate:
Hi, Lynnie.

Lynn:
Mmm, what smells so good?

ALF:
June bug scaloppini.

Lynn:
I'll grab juice.

Kate:
ALF, do you have something in the oven?

ALF:
Brian's history book.

Willie:
What?

ALF:
Someone accidentally knocked it into his fish tank, Willie.

Willie:
I didn't do it!

ALF:
I didn't say you did. I did it. So I put it in the oven to dry.

Lynn:
Dad, he's kidding.

[Willie takes Brain's history book from the oven]

ALF:
Oh, no! No! I'm-I'm doomed!

Kate:
You got that right.

ALF:
For Melmackians, It's bad luck to destroy a history book.

Lynn:
You mean bad luck like when you open an umbrella indoors?

ALF:
Worse. Bad luck like jilting a mafia princess.

Lynn:
ALF, that is just silly.

[Kate screams as the pan starts to get on fire]

ALF:
June bug flamb?