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ALF, Season 3

ALF (1986-1990) is the name of a popular TV sitcom series produced by NBC, inspired by and spoofing the movie E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982). It first aired September 22, 1986. It is about a furry alien survivor from Melmac, a nuclear exploded pl… more »

Brian:
[sees his burned history book in the sink] My history book is history.

ALF:
My life is history. I'm an accursed Melmackian. I belong in the realm of the- Gosh darned.

Kate:
Gosh darned?

ALF:
Ours was a polite society.

Brian:
I don't get it. Why is it bad luck to destroy a history book?

ALF:
Because Melmacians have a great respect for books. If you destroy a history book, you cheat future generations out of knowledge of the past.

Willie:
That's rather deep for a planet whose motto was "Are you going to finish that sandwich?"

ALF:
Wait. I don't make fun of your stupid planet. Electoral college.

Lynn:
How long is this curse thing supposed to last?

ALF:
I'm looking at 7 years of bad luck followed by 7 years of really bad luck.

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