ALF, Season 3

Lynn:
ALF, what have you done?

ALF:
Nothing. It's Danny. You shouldn't date somebody so unreliable.

Lynn:
What did he say?

ALF:
Just that he could make it back in time for the dance after all.

Lynn:
ALF!

ALF:
Don't worry. I told him not to bother 'cause you had another date. You're welcome.

Lynn:
It's not a real date, it's just Randy. Because we're friends and we were not going not together.

ALF:
Don't panic. I not know what not to do.

Lynn:
What?

ALF:
Call Randy, you tell him you have amnesia. Better yet, tell him he has amnesia. He'll buy that. Alright, you tell him the truth. Your boyfriend's back and he's gonna be in trouble. Hey now, hey now, your boyfriend's back.

Lynn:
I was going to explain to Danny that I'm just going with Randy as a friend. Now, thanks to you he's gonna think that I'm seeing somebody else! There's Randy! But don't think this means you're off the hook!

ALF:
[goes into the kitchen] Well, this is the last time I play Kelly Girl for you.

Lynn:
Good! Danny.

Danny:
You, uh, you mind if I come in?