ALF, Season 3

ALF:
Look, there must be some reason Jake never told me about his mother. We're best friends! Blood brothers! 2 sides of the same double-stuffed Oreo. I think in some cultures we'd be considered engaged.

Willie:
Perhaps with you around, he found it difficult to get a word in edgewise.

ALF:
Hardy-har. For your information, Jake tells me everything. About how his father's in jail about how he flunked his last math test about how Trevor and Raquel like to sometimes dress up like Norwegian. [Willie and Kate stare at him] Never mind.

[the doorbell rings]

Raquel:
[from outside] Yoo-hoo! It's Raquel!

ALF:
Yoo-hoo. Tell her we're not home.

Willie:
Bye, ALF.

ALF:
Let her in. I'll pretend I'm a fuzzy lamp.

Kate:
You can pretend that in the kitchen.

ALF:
Fine. Which way is the kitchen? Hey, what do you want from a lamp?

Willie:
Oh, hi, Raquel.

Raquel:
Willie, Kate.

Willie:
Hello, Raquel.

Raquel:
I'd like you to meet my sister-in-law, Elaine Ochmonek. She's Jake's mother. Elaine, this is Willie Tanner and his wife Kate. She's pregnant.

Elaine:
I see that.

Willie:
Gee, it's nice to meet you.

Elaine:
Please, come in, come in. We are so fond of Jake. Oh, well, he talks about his-his friends the Tanners, all the time. Although, sometimes he does stop rather abruptly in the middle of a sentence.

Willie:
Well, don't we all just- Don't we all just do that now and again?

Raquel:
No.

Elaine:
I really appreciate everything you've done for Jake. It's been hard on him being away from all his friends in New York.

Kate:
Oh, he's become like one of the family. Maybe we can all get together sometime while you're visiting.

Raquel:
What a lovely idea. Say, here for dinner, tomorrow 7:30?

Kate:
Uh, well.

Elaine:
Please, don't go to any trouble.

Raquel:
Oh, pish. Kate doesn't mind. Do you, Kate?

Kate:
Pish?

Raquel:
Good. Besides, they owe us a dinner. Not that I'm the kind of a person who would bring that up.

Kate:
7:30 tomorrow will be fine.

Willie:
Nice to meet you.

Elaine:
Nice meeting you.

Kate:
Buh-bye. Bye.

Raquel:
Toodles! [she and Elaine leave the Tanners house and Kate closes the door]

[ALF stands from the kitchen and Willie takes the lamp head off of him]

ALF and Willie:
Fuzzy lamp.