ALF, Season 3

Willie:
Oh, come on, everybody. We'll be late. Let's go. I got your tie, B.

ALF:
Don't forget your baseball mitt, Brian.

Brian:
How come?

ALF:
You'll have a better chance of catching the bridal squid.

Lynn:
On Earth, we don't throw Marine life at weddings.

ALF:
Then why get married?

Lynn:
Good point.

ALF:
Hey, Kate! [hands her a stack of Tupperware containers tied with a bow] Give this to the bride with my regards.

Kate:
You're not giving away my Tupperware.

ALF:
Of course I'm not! Tell her to fill it with food! I love wedding buffets.

Willie:
I've rented you these tapes, ALF, to keep you occupied and to keep you out of trouble.

ALF:
Oh, not Ishtar again.

Willie:
No, these are classics. You've never seen these. This one is the Sheik with Rudolph Valentino. And the other one's a film by Charlie Chaplin.

ALF:
Kick the TV, Willie. The color's gone out.

Willie:
No, these are black and white movies, ALF.

ALF:
How am I supposed to see Rudolph's red nose? And turn up the sound. I can't hear the actors. These movies are silent. I might as well be reading.