ALF, Season 3

[ALF goes to Willie and Kate's room in the middle of the night]

ALF:
Honey, it's time. Honey, it's time. [yells at Kate and Willie which causes them to wake up] HONEY, IT'S TIME!

Willie:
What? Whoops!

ALF:
19 seconds there, Wilmington. The baby will be able to drive Kate to the hospital by the time you wake up.

Kate:
ALF, what are you doing here?

ALF:
Labor drill. And it's a darn good thing.

Willie:
No, it's not, it's not, it's a darn bad thing.

Kate:
ALF, you've got to stop all this. The baby will get here when he or she is good and ready. If you really, really wanna help me just, please, relax.

ALF:
Relax, she says. Anyone would think she was the one having this baby.

Kate:
[yelling at ALF] I am the one having this baby!

ALF:
Gee! Calm down, Kate-A-Clysm. All this animosity can't be good for the Tannerlet.

Kate:
Willie, I'm a tired pregnant woman, Willie!

Willie:
I know. I know, dear.

ALF:
You left out fat and cranky.

Kate:
Help me out of this bed, Willie.

ALF:
Well, I know when I'm not wanted. [he walks away from Willie and Kate's bed]

Kate:
[angrily] Oh, ho-ho, you are wanted alright. You just stay right, right there! [throws a pillow at ALF but she misses]

ALF:
Keep this up, Kate, and you'll get no baby gift from me.