All in the Family, Season 2

(The family is trying to guess who rode Archie's cab)

Edith:
Let's try, I'll go first... Living or dead?

Archie:
I was driving a cab, Edith, not a hearse. Go back to your Solitaire, huh.

Gloria:
Give us a hint. Is he in show business?

Archie:
Bingo. I'll give you another hint. Bongo, bongo, bongo.

Mike:
Well, he's either Desi Arnaz, or knowing you, he's probably black.

Archie:
Right. Black as the ace of spades. In fact, as far as I'm concerned, this guy IS the ace of spades.

Edith:
For goodness sakes. Archie, you just said ace of spades and I turned up the ace of spades. You see that in the movies and you say that wouldn't happen in real life, but here we are in real life and it happened.

Archie:
We're in real life over here, Edith, would you care to join us?

Gloria:
Was it Flip Wilson?

Archie:
No, no, no, no.

Mike:
Belafonte?

Archie:
No, I said black, Meathead. Harvey Belafonte ain't black. He's just a good looking white guy dipped in carmel (sic).