All That, Season 1

Dr. Kay:
"All right, all right, it's the one, it's the only, but never lonely, Diggy-Diggy-Dr. Kay! Hey, if you parents out there have any questions about your kids, make my telephone dance; let's go! Say 'Hey', to Diggy-Diggy-Dr. Kay!"

Man on the phone:
"Hey, uh, hey, Dr. Kay, listen, uh, I have a 9-year-old son, and, well, he keeps puttin' on his sister's clothes. What do I do?"

Dr. Kay:
"Uh, puts on his sister's clothes. Uh, what's the name?"

Man on the phone:
"Steven."

Dr. Kay:
"Tell me, does Steven look good in a dress?"

Man on the phone:
"Yes, he does."

Dr. Kay:
"A 9-year-old son, wears his sister's clothes...Dr. Kay's advice; call the boy 'Stephanie'! Problem solved!"

[He rings his gong with his slingshot.]