All That, Season 1

[Alien Thumtax has just fired on the U. S. S. Spaceship, which is helmed by 10-year-old Captain Tantrum]

Captain Tantrum:
[wails] "You hurt my spaceship! WAAAAAAAAH!"

Officer Canker [Server]:
"Oh, nice goin', Thumtax! You made our little captain cry!"

Captain Tantrum:
"You, you fired lasers at me, and I'm just a little girl!"

Thumtax [Denberg]:
"I--I'm sorry. How was I supposed to know that your captain was a little girl? I'm sorry, lil' Cap'n. I didn't mean to harm your ship; I--what can I do to make you feel better, sweetie?"

Captain Tantrum:
[sniffles] "Lower your shields."

Thumtax:
"But, I--"

Captain Tantrum:
[wails] "WAAAAAAAAAH!"

Thumtax:
"All right. Lower shields."

One of Thumtax's minions:
"Shields down."

Thumtax:
[to Captain Tantrum] "All right, dear; our shields are down. Is that better?"

Captain Tantrum:
"I guess so."

Captain Tantrum:
[to Singo and Officer Canker] "FIRE MAIN LASERS!"

Singo [Mitchell]:
[sings] "Firin' lasers!"

[He and Officer Canker fire the lasers at Thumtax's ship.]

Thumtax:
[screams, in the destruction of her ship]

Singo:
[singing] "Captain, that was brilliant; Captain, that was brilliant!"

Captain Tantrum:
"Status report, Officer Canker."

Officer Canker:
"Alien ship dee-stroyed."

Captain Tantrum:
"Excellent! Take us out of here, Singo. Heading 2614, mark 2."

Officer Canker:
"But, but, Captain, we're supposed to be heading to Jupiter. That mark will take us directly to some place called...Happy...Toyland..."

Captain Tantrum:
"Soooo?"

Singo:
"We don't have time to go to Happy Toyland...no..."

Captain Tantrum:
"BUT I WANNA GO TO HAPPY TOYLAND! I WANNA GO TO HAPPY TOYLAND!..."