All That, Third Run (season 11)

Alicia:
(to a customer at Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee) "Good morning! I'm Alicia, your barista. Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee! Would you like to taste-test our new espresso?"

(Alicia takes a sip of the espresso, then discards the cup.)

Alicia:
"YOLO! Ever been to Yolo County in California? It's a real place!"

(She runs over to a map of the lower 48 states, and points out Yolo County, California.)

Alicia:
"See?"

Customer (Reece Caddell):
"It is way too early for whatever is happening right now."

Alicia:
"Early bird gets the worm! Do you know some people refer to the worm as the caterpillar? The dance, not the animal. Can you do the worm? I can."

(She lies face-down on the floor and does the "Worm" dance.)

Customer:
"I--can I just have an iced coffee?"

Alicia:
"Sure!"

(Alisha goes back behind the counter.)

Alicia:
"Would you like that teeny tiny, medium, medium plus, biggie small, or a super duper?"

(She places a super duper-sized display cup on the counter.)

Customer:
"That's way too big."

Alicia:
"Okay, too big!"

(She discards the super duper-sized cup.)

Alicia:
(discarding the teeny tiny-sized display cup) "Too small!"

Alicia:
(taking a sip from her own medium-sized cup of coffee) "Ah, just right! Did you know Goldilocks originally had silver hair? Guess it was really someone's Grandma sneaking into that bears' house. My Grandma's name is Carrie; what's yours?"

Customer:
"Can I just have a coff--"

Alicia:
"Is it Geraldine?"

Customer:
"A coffee with--"

Alicia:
"Ruby?"

Customer:
"No!"

Alicia:
"Lucille?"

Customer:
"You know what? Forget it; I'm awake!"

Alicia:
"Thanks for waking up at Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee!"

(The customer smiles sarcastically, and then she leaves.)