All That, Third Run (season 11)

Marie Kiddo:
(in a boys-only treehouse) "Welcome back to Getting Rid Of Your Stuff. I'm your host, Marie Kiddo. I help people decide what to keep, and what to get rid of. Today, I'm here at this super-secret clubhouse for boys."

(The treehouse belongs to two friends, Chad and Randy, who are asleep in their hammocks.)

Marie Kiddo:
"HI, CHAD AND RANDY!"

(Chad and Randy fall out of their hammocks.)

Chad (Ryan Alessi):
"Marie? How'd you get in here?"

Randy (Lex Lumpkin):
"No girls allowed, Marie."

(Randy points to where it says "Boys Only" on one of the treehouse walls.)

Chad:
"Yeah; didn't you read the sign?"

Marie Kiddo:
"Yep."

(She notices some comic books of theirs, and picks them up.)

Marie Kiddo:
"Tell me about these comic books. Do they bring you joy?"

Chad:
"Yep; they're colorful and violent."

Marie Kiddo:
"Then we keep the comics."

Randy:
"Okay."

(She puts them down, and then notices the beanbag chairs.)

Marie Kiddo:
"How about these old beanbag chairs? Do they spark gladness?"

Chad:
"Spark gladness?"

Randy:
"You mean, does Chad fart in them?"

Chad:
"Randy!"

Randy:
"Hey, you spark somethin' in them all the time."

Marie Kiddo:
"In that case, we thank you, beanbag chairs, and we give a little giggle."

(She giggles mischievously.)

Marie Kiddo:
"DESTROOOOY!"

(She makes three long steel claws, similar to those of Wolverine from X-Men, emerge from each of her hands, and she uses these claws to destroy the beanbag chairs.)

Chad:
"Marie! I sit in those!"

Marie Kiddo:
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD!"

(short pause)

Marie Kiddo:
"And we're calm."

Positive Poppi:
"Hi! I'm Positive Poppi. Today's inspirational quote to keep in mind is, 'Life is a gift'."

(A giant present, wrapped in yellow wrapping paper with red flowers and tied with green ribbon, falls on her; only her feet are now visible.)

Positive Poppi:
"Stay positive!"

Ava Allswell (a reporter, played by Gabrielle Nevaeh Green, who is interviewing a girl named Tammy TMI, regarding the vandalization of the statue of W. D. Ford, the founder of the city; Tammy has a tendency to overshare information about herself):
"Can you tell us your name?"

Tammy TMI:
"My name is Tammy, but most people call me by my middle name."

Ava Allswell:
"And what's that?"

Tammy TMI:
"Tammy..."

Ava Allswell:
"Police say the statue was defaced between the hours of 4 and 5 AM. You were awake?"

Tammy TMI:
"Oh, I don't follow a traditional sleep schedule. I take thousands of one-second-long naps all throughout the day. In fact, I've already taken 14 naps since we started this interview...15!"

Ava Allswell:
"Can you please just tell us what the vandal looked like?"

Tammy TMI:
"Wish I could. I have this condition called short-term facial memory loss; I forget a face almost immediately after I see it. Have we met? I'm Tammy."

Alicia:
(to a customer at Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee) "Good morning! I'm Alicia, your barista. Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee! Would you like to taste-test our new espresso?"

(Alicia takes a sip of the espresso, then discards the cup.)

Alicia:
"YOLO! Ever been to Yolo County in California? It's a real place!"

(She runs over to a map of the lower 48 states, and points out Yolo County, California.)

Alicia:
"See?"

Customer (Reece Caddell):
"It is way too early for whatever is happening right now."

Alicia:
"Early bird gets the worm! Do you know some people refer to the worm as the caterpillar? The dance, not the animal. Can you do the worm? I can."

(She lies face-down on the floor and does the "Worm" dance.)

Customer:
"I--can I just have an iced coffee?"

Alicia:
"Sure!"

(Alisha goes back behind the counter.)

Alicia:
"Would you like that teeny tiny, medium, medium plus, biggie small, or a super duper?"

(She places a super duper-sized display cup on the counter.)

Customer:
"That's way too big."

Alicia:
"Okay, too big!"

(She discards the super duper-sized cup.)

Alicia:
(discarding the teeny tiny-sized display cup) "Too small!"

Alicia:
(taking a sip from her own medium-sized cup of coffee) "Ah, just right! Did you know Goldilocks originally had silver hair? Guess it was really someone's Grandma sneaking into that bears' house. My Grandma's name is Carrie; what's yours?"

Customer:
"Can I just have a coff--"

Alicia:
"Is it Geraldine?"

Customer:
"A coffee with--"

Alicia:
"Ruby?"

Customer:
"No!"

Alicia:
"Lucille?"

Customer:
"You know what? Forget it; I'm awake!"

Alicia:
"Thanks for waking up at Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee!"

(The customer smiles sarcastically, and then she leaves.)

Customer (Godfrey):
"Good morning."

Alicia:
"Good morning; welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee...Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!"

Long Coat:
"All right! We've assembled some of the toughest, most ruthless villains in all of Cityville. Robo Arms! Rocket Shoes! And Hot Breath! The first place we hit is the bank, and with all of us, Hero Boy won't be able to stop us!"

Robo Arms (Chinguun Sergelen):
"If Hero Boy comes anywhere near us, I'll destroy him by launching a truck at him with the sheer force of my arms!"

All:
"YEAH!"

Rocket Shoes (Green):
"If I see him, I will blast into him full speed with the immense power of my rockets!"

All:
"YEAH!"

Hot Breath (Godfrey):
"And I'll breathe a gaping hole into the ground until Hero Boy falls to him doom!"

All:
"YEAH!"

Long Coat:
"And I'll have this...very long coat. Now, when we first get in the bank, I..."

(Robo Arms raises his right hand.)

Long Coat:
"What is it, Robo Arms?"

Robo Arms:
"Am I the only one who feels like...the coat really isn't that helpful? I mean, we all explained what we would do in full detail, but--"

Long Coat:
"Bad guys always wear long coats. It's scary."

Benny:
"Hey, it's Unboxing With Benny, the show where I open boxes and show you guys what's inside. And I'm very excited about this one, guys. This is the new Funtendo 64 gaming system. Oh, you've never heard of it? That's because it doesn't come out for another year! Lucky for you, I'm famous, so they sent me one. Let the unboxing begin!"

(Benny tries in vain to open his package.)

Benny:
"Mmm, sturdy packaging...this is a little harder to open than I thought. BRB."

(Cut to him holding a pair of heavy-duty scissors.)

Benny:
"Trust me, you guys are gonna freak when you see what's in this box..."

Announcer:
"FREAK!"

(Benny tries to cut the box open, but the scissors break.)

Benny:
"...just as soon as I can get it open. Trust me, you will freak."

Announcer:
"FREAK!"

(Benny calls Funtendo Customer Support, and talks to an agent.)'

Funtendo Customer Support agent (on the phone):
"Funtendo Customer Support. If you need help, say 'help'".

Benny:
"Help!"

Funtendo Customer Support agent:
"Did you say...'applesauce'?"

Benny:
"Applesauce?! Why would I say 'applesauce'?!"

Funtendo Customer Support agent:
"Transferring you to...applesauce."

"If a train is traveling from Chicago to New York at 130 miles an hour, and the train leaves at 8:
35 in the morning...you should fly. It's way faster."

Other character (Caddell):
"O, M, G. I heard Scary Basement IV is so much scarier than the first three."

Other character (Aria Brooks):
"I heard the first ten seconds are the scariest ten seconds in cinema history. #ScaryBasementIVChallenge."

(She shrieks in delight.)

Other character (Caddell):
"Can't wait!"

T@$#le!gh:
"Soooo scared! O. M. G.; tag me in that. It's T@$#le!gh. T-at sign-dollar sign-hashtag-L-E-exclamation point-G-H."

Other character (Aria Brooks):
"Guys...don't look, it's Tevin; O..."

Other character (Caddell):
"...M..."

T@$#le!gh:
"...G!"

Tevin (Godfrey):
"Bro, bro, I'm so gonna make it through the first ten seconds, no prob."

Other character (Lumpkin):
"Dude, I don't know. Trad saw Scary Basement and his whole family had to move to a house without a basement."

Other character (Janak):
"Bro, I am so stoked; I am not even scared at all."

Tevin:
"At all, bro."

Other character (Lumpkin):
"Bro!"

Other character (Janak):
"Bro!"

(All three fist-bump.)

Announcer:
"It's time for the world's easiest game show, Simplicity! And here's your host, Dell Devine!"

Dell Devine (Alessi):
"Welcome to Simplicity, the simplest game show in the whole world. Let's meet our contestants for today. From East Dakota, Linda Schnutzenberger."

Linda Schnutzenberger (Caddell):
"Hi!"

Dell Devine:
"And from Dallas, Canada...Larry Van Halen!"

Larry Van Halen (Sergelen):
"Whuh-sup?"

Dell Devine:
"Let's play Simplicity. The rules are simple. I'll ask a question. If you know the answer, press one green button and two red ones. If you don't know the answer, pull the lever and honk the horn. But if you hear this sound..."

(The buzzer sounds.)

Dell Devine:
"...push a blue button, wait three seconds, then twist the purple knob. Whatever you do, do not touch the kazoo. Everybody ready?"

Linda Schnutzenberger:
"Ready..."

Larry Van Halen:
"NOOOO..."

Dell Devine:
"First question. What sport is played with a basketball?"

Larry Van Halen:
"Basketball!"

Dell Devine:
"That is correct!"

Larry Van Halen:
"Yes!"

Dell Devine:
"But you forgot to ring a bell."

Larry Van Halen:
"What bell?"

(The buzzer sounds.)

Linda Schnutzenberger:
"Basketball."

Dell Devine:
"Correct! Linda wins Round 1!"

Larry Van Halen:
"But, she didn't ring a bell."

Dell Devine:
"Yes, Larry. That's because after one contestant answers incorrectly, the other contestant can answer if they're eating a 12-foot party sub."

(Linda is revealed to be doing this.)

Dell Devine:
"And now, it's time for Round 6!"

Larry Van Halen:
"Wha--Round 6? Can we go over the rules again?"

Dell Devine:
"No...next question. How many eggs are in a dozen?"

Larry Van Halen:
"Twelve."

(A fisherman enters, and hits Larry with a large-mouthed spotted bass.)

Larry Van Halen:
"Hey! What was that?!"

Dell Devine:
"You got the answer wrong. So you got slapped in the face with a large-mouthed spotted bass!"

Larry Van Halen:
"But...a dozen is twelve."

Dell Devine:
"But, in Round 6, all the answers are supposed to be divided by six, so the correct answer is two. Linda?"

Linda Schnutzenberger:
"Nine."

Larry Van Halen:
"You're gonna get slapped with a fish--"

(The fisherman returns, and again hits Larry with the fish.)

Larry Van Halen:
"Why me?! The right answer was two!"

Dell Devine:
"That's because you are in Round 6. Linda is in Round 3. The rules are pretty clear, Larry."

Linda Schnutzenberger (to Larry):
"What are you not understanding?"

Larry Van Halen:
"A lot!"

Lt. Uhlot:
(an extraterrestrial, of Star Crew) "Well...Officer 'Smart'...the Klorgons are still here, and they're still mad!"

Klorgon leader (Caddell):
"And covered in various teas."

(Officer Smart [Janak] miscalculated that dousing the hostile Klorgon extraterrestrials with iced tea would be sufficient to defeat them.)

(All of Officer Smart's calculations have proven inaccurate.)

Lt. Uhlot:
"Enough! No more of your stupid calculations! Because according to my calculations, you have yet to be right!"

(Singer Gabriella Sarmiento Wilson, known professionally as H. E. R. [Having Everything Revealed], is the musical guest for this episode; she is at Good Burger, and she has given Ed her order.)

Ed (Kel Mitchell):
"What's the name on the order?"

H. E. R.:
"H. E. R.."

Ed:
"Oh, you...you want it in her name?"

(He points to another woman who is eating at Good Burger.)

H. E. R.:
"No, no. I'm H. E. R.."

Ed:
"Oh, okay; well, if you're her, then who is she?"

H. E. R.:
"I don't know who she is. Listen carefully, okay? My name...is H. E. R.. H. E. R. is me."

Ed:
"I thought I was me. And I thought you were her."

H. E. R.:
"She is her."

Ed:
"Oh. Okay; then, who am I?"

H. E. R.:
"Can we just stop trying to figure out who everybody else is, please?"

Ed:
"No, no, no, no; I think I got it. Okay. You're you, she's her, and you're also her. All right, but she's not you. Okay? And then I'm not her, because I'm me. But...sometimes, I'm you. All right? So, she's not me...okay...and she's not you, and she's not her, and I don't know who the heck that is."

(He points to another man at Good Burger.)

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