All That, Third Run (season 11)

Announcer:
"It's time for the world's easiest game show, Simplicity! And here's your host, Dell Devine!"

Dell Devine (Alessi):
"Welcome to Simplicity, the simplest game show in the whole world. Let's meet our contestants for today. From East Dakota, Linda Schnutzenberger."

Linda Schnutzenberger (Caddell):
"Hi!"

Dell Devine:
"And from Dallas, Canada...Larry Van Halen!"

Larry Van Halen (Sergelen):
"Whuh-sup?"

Dell Devine:
"Let's play Simplicity. The rules are simple. I'll ask a question. If you know the answer, press one green button and two red ones. If you don't know the answer, pull the lever and honk the horn. But if you hear this sound..."

(The buzzer sounds.)

Dell Devine:
"...push a blue button, wait three seconds, then twist the purple knob. Whatever you do, do not touch the kazoo. Everybody ready?"

Linda Schnutzenberger:
"Ready..."

Larry Van Halen:
"NOOOO..."

Dell Devine:
"First question. What sport is played with a basketball?"

Larry Van Halen:
"Basketball!"

Dell Devine:
"That is correct!"

Larry Van Halen:
"Yes!"

Dell Devine:
"But you forgot to ring a bell."

Larry Van Halen:
"What bell?"

(The buzzer sounds.)

Linda Schnutzenberger:
"Basketball."

Dell Devine:
"Correct! Linda wins Round 1!"

Larry Van Halen:
"But, she didn't ring a bell."

Dell Devine:
"Yes, Larry. That's because after one contestant answers incorrectly, the other contestant can answer if they're eating a 12-foot party sub."

(Linda is revealed to be doing this.)

Dell Devine:
"And now, it's time for Round 6!"

Larry Van Halen:
"Wha--Round 6? Can we go over the rules again?"

Dell Devine:
"No...next question. How many eggs are in a dozen?"

Larry Van Halen:
"Twelve."

(A fisherman enters, and hits Larry with a large-mouthed spotted bass.)

Larry Van Halen:
"Hey! What was that?!"

Dell Devine:
"You got the answer wrong. So you got slapped in the face with a large-mouthed spotted bass!"

Larry Van Halen:
"But...a dozen is twelve."

Dell Devine:
"But, in Round 6, all the answers are supposed to be divided by six, so the correct answer is two. Linda?"

Linda Schnutzenberger:
"Nine."

Larry Van Halen:
"You're gonna get slapped with a fish--"

(The fisherman returns, and again hits Larry with the fish.)

Larry Van Halen:
"Why me?! The right answer was two!"

Dell Devine:
"That's because you are in Round 6. Linda is in Round 3. The rules are pretty clear, Larry."

Linda Schnutzenberger (to Larry):
"What are you not understanding?"

Larry Van Halen:
"A lot!"