90210, Season 5

Annie:
Dixon was in a car accident, Adrianna. He's in the hospital fighting for his life and the only thing he's asking for is you.

Max:
Naomi Clark, you promised me a wedding.

Naomi:
Yes, I did.

Max:
Will you marry me?

Naomi:
What made you think it would be okay to bring hookers to my party?

Dixon:
[to Adrianna] If I could survive getting hit by a semi-truck, I think I can handle a kiss.

Silver:
This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.

Dixon:
[to Annie] You gotta stop loving me so much. Seriously, we gotta get you a puppy or something.

Naomi:
As the saying goes, the key to your husband's best friend and business partner's heart is through his stomach.

Silver:
I'm 20 years old. I'm supposed to be the kid.

Liam:
I would kill to get some time away.

Navid:
Time away from what? You're a movie star.

Naomi:
Oh, my God, computer geeks are awesome. You'd be amazed at what other special talents they possess.

Silver:
Whose online dating profile would get more hits: ex-hooker or a teenage single mom?

Naomi:
I have the hottest, smartest man on the planet. I don't need drama.

Liam:
Hey, you were always a teacher's pet.

Silver:
I was always a good student, there's a difference.

Riley:
[to Annie] Are you asking me what it's like to bonk a guy in a wheelchair?

Navid:
Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head.

Silver:
Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.

Annie:
When you find a good guy, you need to put aside your doubts to make it work.

Silver:
[about Navid] I can't even talk to him anymore, it's like he's running for douchebag of the year or something.

Silver:
[about Navid] After all of these years saying you'd never get into the family business, that's exactly what you've done.

Silver:
Well, don't worry. The world is full of teen moms and Kardashians who are just waiting to steal your thunder. It'll blow over soon.

Liam:
After a week dodging questions about how my ass looks on YouTube, a day at the fertility clinic sounds fun.

Dixon:
[to Adrianna] You think just because you cheated on me that you'll be able to walk out of my new company? You signed a contract that gives me full control of your music. I own you.

Naomi:
Here I am, former bitch asking for your forgiveness. Please don't let the message get lost because I'm perfect physically.

Liam:
[to Navid] Some things you can't forgive and forgot.

Naomi:
Teddy would make a great dad! Shane too! Oh my God, I wish I had two gay dads who loved me to pieces and then could tell me when my dress and my bag were too "matchy matchy."

Naomi:
I'm not gonna tell Max something's that's gonna hurt him, Alec, I've done enough.

Liam:
[to Ashley] You work for me, I don't have to tell you anything.

Teddy:
[to Silver] This isn't something you can just thank me for and walk away.