Alvin and the Chipmunks

[First lines of the series]

Alvin:
There's got to be something interesting.

Theodore:
We could share my apple.

Simon:
Too common, Theodore.

Theodore:
Oh well, In that case... [bites the apple]

Dave:
Boys, time to leave for school!

Alvin:
There's nothing for show and tell.

[The Chipmunks run out of the room]

[The Chipmunks enters the Chipettes' room by mistake]

Theodore:
[off-screen] Alvin, Is that you?

The Chipettes:
[scream off-screen]

[The Chipettes are first shown as Chipmunks jumped out of the bed]

Alvin:
What are you doing here?!

Brittany:
What are you doing in here?! This is our room!

Simon:
This is the Chipmunks' room!

Jeanette:
Precisely.

Theodore:
Well, we have a concert here tomorrow night.

Eleanor:
So do we, our first American concert.

Alvin:
Oh yeah? We'll see about the manager said that.

[The Chipmunks run out of the room]

Brittany:
This way, Eleanor.

Eleanor:
Coming, Brittany! Come on, Jeanette.

[Jeanette runs after Brittany and Eleanor]

Theodore:
Sorry Alvin, Sometimes my stomach kicks over.

Alvin:
Never mind, just convince Colorado this time. I think he went into the Sauna.

[Alvin, Simon, and Theodore enter the Sauna, Dave is in here]

Simon:
Alvin, I'm the president of your fan club.

[Simon and Theodore are sweaty]

Theodore:
Alvin, I was president.

Simon:
Whatever.

Brittany:
This video stinks! [throws a rattle]

Alvin:
It's... coming along great.

[Brittany throws the bottle]

Brittany:
I want a new director!

Alvin:
[sobs] This is harder than a thought. I don't feel good.

[last lines of the series]

Alvin:
[clear his throat] I think someone or someone else an apology.

Simon:
Apology accepted.

[Simon leaves]

Alvin:
Not me! You,... SIMON!

[The scene fades to black]

Brittany:
Where are the police when you need them?

Theodore:
Right behind us.

Alvin:
When will I be on your show?

Robby Leach:
When pigs fly!

Alvin:
Does that mean this week or next week?