Atomic Betty

Maximus:
How much longer is this going to take?

Minimus:
I'm trying to capture your good side, sir. It's not so easy!

Maximus:
Show me what you've done.

Minimus:
I think it's quite a good likeness myself.

Maximus:
I want more than just a foot! I want a giant gold statue a hundred feet high, proclaiming my evil glory to all the galaxy!

Minimus:
But we've only stolen enough gold for the foot. And one ear.

Maximus:
Then steal more gold!

Sparky:
This is it! Maximus's robots are robbing the gold mines of Abraxax Four!

Betty:
X-5, get us into hyperspace. And both of you stop looking at my hair!

Roger:
Listen, Kitty--

Betty:
It's Betty.

Roger:
Right. Cathy, it's been a thrill chatting with you, but I really have to go now.

Roger:
Here, my hairstylist. You need to call her right away.

Betty:
I hope no one is looking at my hair.

Maximus:
Who is this new Guardian who foiled my plans?!

Minimus:
Oh. Atomic Roger, sir. He's running everything! Though he does have fantastic hair.

Maximus:
Huh? Who cares about his hair?! Behold! Let's see this Atomic Roger stop my new army of gold-pilfering robots! Fly, my pretties, fly!

Betty:
This is getting ridiculous! How am I supposed to save the day if he's always getting here first?

Sparky:
I'm telling you, it's the hair.

Maximus:
Ugh. That girl is bad enough. But that Roger?

Minimus:
Ooh, isn't he dreamy? Gah! I mean, what a jerk!

Maximus:
Look at the fool! No one dares to stop me!

Betty:
Come on, boys! I'm not afraid to get a little dirty.

Maximus:
With that hair, I'm not surprised.

X-5:
Colosians are the environmental police of the cosmos. Their sensitivity is matched only by their commitment to peace and love.

Sparky:
No wonder Maximus hates them.

Betty:
What in the cosmos is that?

Maximus:
Aha. Atomic Betty. Welcome to my dance party.

Minimus:
Except you weren't invited. (Burps)

Maximus:
Watch your manners.

Minimus:
Ooh, nice shot!

Maximus:
I don't have time to play these ridiculous games! I'm trying to take over the universe.

Minimus:
Yes, your game ship.

Maximus:
Game, set and match! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dalton:
Where did you get those extra chords, Betty?

Betty:
Out of a manual called "Guitar Playing For Idiots".

Osbournes:
All right!

Maximus:
I know that voice!

Minimus:
Ooh. Sounds like Atomic Betty. She's not bad.

Sparky:
Why couldn't she own a rabbit?

Sparky:
Jumping Jupiter!

X-5:
And when I was nine, I was sent to Camp Positron and bullied by a satellite dish.

Sparky:
What have you done to our commander?

Maximus:
Oh dear! It appears he's been cryogenically frozen. Who could have done such a dastardly deed? Oh, that's right. It was me.

Maximus:
What?!

Minimus:
Juice break, union rules.

Employee:
I said we hold that position until I say so!

Maximus & Minimus:
Yes, ma'am.

Betty:
I have to go.

Penelope:
Late for your plastic surgeon?

Minimus:
Oh, bravo! Encore! Encore! Hmph. I've seen better.

Spindly Tam Kanushu:
Take good care of Freddie here. I've got to take the show on the road. Well, I'm off! Come on, boys!

(Wave splashes over Maximus's ship.)

Maximus:
Aaaaaaaaaah!

Minimus:
Heh heh heh!

Maximus:
You didn't see that. I hate water!

[during a rollercoaster ride, one of the weapons incinerated the vehicle]

X-5:
I suddenly lost my attraction for this attraction.

Betty:
[running] Sparky, I'll save you!

[Scene changes to Betty being carried away by two robots]

Robot:
You are being disruptive and we must ask you to leave. We hoped you've enjoyed your stay at Max Land.

Sparky:
Craters! I'm gonna miss it!

Maximus:
"Maxi-Mmm" pet food is never watered down. Because Maximus hates water. Your Zanthian Zibret will love "Maxi-Mmm" pet food. It's fit for a king, whether your kingdom is a litter box, or....the universe! Mwah ha ha ha ha! Antoine Lucci: Cut! Brilliant! A work of a genius! That would be me, Antoine Lucci. You were good too, Maximus. I laughed, I cried.