Awkward, Season 4

Tamara:
Do I hear a bitch-pitch in your voice?

Tamara:
O to the M to the F to the G. This place is a Pinterest board full of bangable dudes.

Eva:
Sadie, I really admire how comfortable you are with your body. You're so brave.

Sadie:
I'm not brave. I have amazing tits unlike you and your sad floppers.

Tamara:
Eva, you neglected to tell us this place is on the corner of Hep C and Rape.

Tamara:
Playing matchmaker with an ex proves you've gone from "Point A" to "Point Cray."

Lacey:
I am so sorry, sweetie. I'm just going to be a bad parent and pretend I didn't see any of this.

Sadie:
The only thing worse than getting dumped is a eat, pray, suck road trip with you two morons. Good luck with Crossroads 2!

Shane:
Do you just blurt out every offensive thing you think?

Tamara:
No, it's actually carefully curated.

Jenna:
Here's the deal, Eva. Things aren't great between Matty and I right now, but I know Matty McKibben and he would never fuck you in my bed, so I don't know what kind of game this is you're playing, but count me out. But, hey, nice try.

Sadie:
Matty, can you get rid of the barnacle for a second so we can talk skiing.

Kevin:
Are you still afraid of the lift?

Lacey:
Are you still afraid of me ripping your balls off? Because you should be.

Tamara:
Who's auditioning for Teen Mom 3?

Jenna:
I have no idea.

Tamara:
Is it you? Luke sperminated and terminated you? I will just defer college and we'll raise this baby together in a non-sexual life partnership. No offense, you're not really my type. Now, what are we thinking for the nursery?

Jenna:
He said I was a good person.

Lacey:
That son of a bitch.

Jenna:
I still hadn’t told Tamara about my own bananagans. Knowing that I took Owen’s v-card had really thrown me for a loop. I was not ready for a serious relationship with a sophomore.

Tamara:
That pathetic putz Pete obviously assly assessed my assets.

Tamara:
Seniors, this is our last bonfire, so enjoy it even though 50 percent of our class doesn't deserve to live.

Sadie:
They’re also conniving whores who come with a side of herpes. Enjoy your itchy, burning peen.

Tamara:
Uh, Google Earth to Jenna, BJ’s are like flowers for dudes. You ruined them too.

Sadie:
Sorry Val, can’t join you in your suicide spinster pact just yet.

Jenna:
You just thought you’d way overstep your nonexistent boundaries and interfere with my life for the millionth time?

Sadie:
Don’t use my real name!

Tamara:
Why not? It sounds like a stripper name.

Tamara:
What’s with Intimidation Nation? I thought you were tight with “Gab” and her crew?

Jake:
But maybe you’re not as big a bitch as you want everyone to think you are.

Sadie:
No, I totally am.

Sadie:
Don’t make me seem like a heartless bitch just because I have higher aspirations than going to a JC and working on a food truck.

Lissa:
Live it up, laugh it up, bitches!

Sadie:
[to Jenna] Hey Hamiltamp, looks like Matty and Gabby are going fishing. Maybe you should go with them and stick whatever’s at the end of that string in the chum box. No telling what you might pull out of the ocean.

Sadie:
Sergio, I didn’t mean to be such a bitch.

Sergio:
Oh bullshit, you’re a finely tuned bitch machine, sedita.