Batman: The Animated Series, Season Four

Warren:
Is this all you do for kicks, Bruce? Charity work?

Bruce:
Well, I do have a night life.

Batman:
Scoundrels like these are worse than the Joker. At least he's got madness as an excuse!

Sheriff:
Well, well. Jonah Hex his own bad self. Been here five minutes and you ain't killed nobody nor set nothin' on fire. Slippin' ain't you?

Jonah Hex:
I'm still a little bushed.

Sheriff:
Fact is, you look a little past it, Hex. Not tired, just all used up.

Hex:
Well, when I get pushed, I can still shoot a fly out from between its wings. Provided the right lights, of course, and it's a big plump fly.

Catwoman:
What a pleasant surprise. Though I should warn you - breaking and entering is against the law.

Batman:
You should know.

Scarface:
I thawt I thaw a putty tat!

Alfred:
We are speaking of the same person, are we not? Harvey Bullock? The detective who looks like an unmade bed?

Montoya:
Bullock? You okay? You don't look so good. I mean, you never look good, but today you look worse.

Alfred:
(to Dick while he's doing gymnastics shirtless) I do wish you'd put on a shirt. You're going to catch a cold from this damp cave.

Dick:
Yes, folks! Another 10 for Dick Grayson! Takes the goal... and the crowd goes wild! (imitates crowd roaring) Yeah, all right.

Alfred:
Did you hear me, Master Dick?

Dick:
Yes Alfred! Right away Alfred.

[Alfred breaks a chair over a thug's head.]

Robin:
And here all I thought you dusted was furniture.

Alfred:
A Louis Quinze; what a pity.