Beverly Hills, 90210, Season 3

Henry Thomas:
See, no one's innocent, Walsh. All of us have been hurt.

Donna:
I can't go to Europe.

David:
Why not?

Donna:
[hands him her passport] Look at this!

David:
What's wrong?

Donna:
I can't show that picture to anyone, I look horrible!

Brenda:
Can I say something? Can I please say something?

Jim:
No, you cannot say something. Don't say a word. I'm finished listening to what you have to say, Brenda, do you understand me?

Brenda:
No, I don't understand you. I don't understand anything!!

Andrea:
Everybody, you remember Jake Thurman, don't ya?

Kelly:
Yeah!

Steve:
You know the Blaze hasn't been the same since you left.

Jake:
Yeah.

Andrea:
And what am I, chopped liver?

Steve:
Yeah!

Jackie:
My water just broke.

David:
[looks at his watch] Oh man, I don't know if we can get a plumber this late.

Kelly:
You idiot, she's going into labor!

Steve:
I bet Jake's glad you're staying in town.

Kelly:
I don't know. We might get together some time.

Dylan:
Aww, Kelly ...

Kelly:
Hey ... I might even get together with you.

Dylan:
Really? I might just hold you to that.

Brenda:
[Brenda spits out her food] It's brains.

Kelly:
They're off in Paris having the time of their lives, and we're stuck here ... miserable.

Dylan:
To tell you the truth, I'm not that miserable.

Kelly:
To tell you the truth, neither am I.

Steve:
[to Dylan and Kelly] Hey, come on, Lovebirds. Get off the rope!

Kelly:
[to Dylan] Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Kelly:
I can't just kiss a guy I've had a major crush on my whole life and pretend that it doesn't mean anything. ... I just don't know what.

Dylan:
How bout, that we like each other?

Kelly:
How bout, we were both feeling lonely and we went a little too far?

Dylan:
I don't think you mean that. [he kisses her]

Kelly:
So far, we kissed each other in your living room, in my cabana, and we got in the water today.

Dylan:
So, what? You're makin' a list? [kisses her] There's another one.

Kelly:
You're crazy.

Dylan:
Eh, I've been accused of worse.

Dylan:
[to Kelly] In all the beaches in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Dylan:
In all the beaches, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.

Brandon:
Kissers aren't made, they're born.

Brandon:
And how do you know so much about relationships?

Nikki:
Because I'm a girl and that's what girls do.

Dylan:
[to Brenda] Do you believe me?

Brenda:
Of course I do! You've never lied to me, and I've always respected and loved you for that. In fact, when I got back from Paris, the reason I told you that I met that guy was because you've always been honest with me.

Dylan:
Brenda, that's not necessarily true.

Dylan:
[to Kelly] Brenda thinks we should start seeing other people.

Kelly:
So she said. What do you think?

Dylan:
I think I should start seeing you.

Kelly:
You screw up a few times, everybody thinks that's who you are, all you'll ever be. Even when you try to do the right thing, it just makes you wonder if it's all worth it.

Brenda:
[to Kelly] I can't believe this. I can't believe you would do this to me.

Kelly:
Hey, you said Dylan could go out with whoever he wanted.

Brenda:
And you said you were my best friend. What a joke!

Dylan:
Hey, give it a rest Bren, alright?

Brenda:
You know, if you're trying to make me jealous Dylan, it won't work.

Dylan:
Hey! You broke up with me, alright? And don't you ever forget it!

Brenda:
So, how long has this been going on?

Dylan:
Since about 6:30.

Brenda:
You know Kelly, if you're trying to lose your bimbo image, I honestly don't think this will help.

Dylan:
Without the strings, you're not tied to anything.

Kelly:
Well, we all have our crosses to bear.

Brenda:
Or our legs to uncross.

Brenda:
Brandon, do you have any pull with the yearbook editor? Because I have two nominations for the most conniving: Kelly Taylor and Dylan McKay.

Donna:
So I was blitz shopping Melrose yesterday and I see Jockey for her, Calvin Klein for her, BVD for her. Now I don't get it, I mean, I don't see them making Maidenform for him.

Donna:
[while she's in the mudbath] This is... soooo... weird.

Kelly:
Andrea, do you think Donna has an eating disorder?

Andrea:
[carefree and giggly] I don't know.

Steve:
Andrea, this is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.

David:
My dad always taught me that beautiful women like to be told that they're smart, smart women like to be told that they're beautiful.

Donna:
So what am I?

David:
You're smart and beautiful.

Curtis:
David, lose the yutz.

David:
What do you mean?

Curtis:
What do you mean, what do I mean? Lose... the... yutz.

David:
Oh, you mean Steve?

Curtis:
You got other yutzes?

Brenda:
I know making Dylan choose between me and Kelly seemed like a bizarre thing to do, but I never thought it was a contest. I never thought that I would lose.

Cindy:
I never knew how many muscles it took to be assertive.

Dylan:
I hate surprise parties. It's like having a job interview on your birthday.

Kelly:
In fact, it looks like I'm going to live, so you can't have Dylan back.

Brenda:
Kelly, we all need to stop beating ourselves up about the past.

Andrea:
Congrats on winning most handsome.

Dylan:
Yeah, now my life is complete, huh?

Steve:
Come on. Next thing you know, they're going to outlaw sex on prom night.

David:
They can't do that, can they?

Everyone:
Donna Martin graduates!

Dylan:
[to Brenda] I loved you more than I ever thought I could love anyone. Maybe that was the problem.

Andrea:
[during her valedictorian speech] Thank you. Oh, Mr. Meyers, Miss Teasley, uh, fellow graduates, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, today we stand here united as a class. Tomorrow, we go our separate ways as individuals…on our own and individually. We do this to follow paths, unfathomable path, which weave before us. We do so with the certainty... with the certaint that we don't have the faintest idea what we're doing at all…Which could be a very frightening prospect in a world where the… in a world where the boundaries of nations and the balance of nature can change overnight. Except that the years that we have spent at West Beverly have given us the foundation to face the future. But, we haven't just learned facts and figures, logic and reasoning skills, but we have learned the value of friendship— friendship, loyalty, and love— which will not be diminished just because we may not end up together. The memories that we have shared will not go away simply because we do. So even if the future does not always meet our expectations, or the fates are cruel to us at times, no one can ever take this moment from me… From me, from you, from any of us. No one can ever take away this moment in time.