Birdgirl, Season 1

Judy:
[wakes up and lifts her head from the bathtub] Ugh. Where am I? [regains her vision, seeing Meredith] Is this a palace?

Meredith:
It's like a palace. It has 36 rooms and a laundry in the basement, but most people [removes rubber plug from the bathtub] call them apartments now.

Judy:
Etan is a decent, albeit odd, man who's devoted his life to bringing goodness to the world, and we can be a part of that dream.

[the green ShareBear on Etan's chest chuckles]

Judy:
I'm so confident in this deal, I'll stake my reputation on it.

[scene cuts to Dog with Bucket Hat]

Dog with Bucket Hat:
[chuckles] Yeah, uh, we'll need a little more than that for the display case, Judy. [scene cuts to a Sebben & Sebben display case] You can't put that in a bowl.

[scene cuts to Etan and Judy]

Etan:
We're so confident, Judy will stake 20% of her stock in Sebben & Sebben on it.

Judy:
Uh, I will? [chuckles nervously]

Judy:
Gillian, it's kind of a low-key secret. It's okay for people really close to me to know about Birdgirl, but I don't want everybody knowing about it.

Gillian:
Judy, if even just one person knows about your secret identity, then they tell three more, then those three become nine, then they tell three, and it's three cubed. You see where I'm going with this? Then, someone falsely claims Birdgirl injures them and sues Judy Ken Sebben for all of Sebben & Sebben.

Charlie:
So, I've done some questionable things for the company. Big whoop. You have to break a few necks to make a... capitalism.

[Jessica receives an e-mail titled "COOL STUFF" in her inbox]

Charlie:
[coming from computer] It's mail time! [humming] Ah-ba

Jessica:
[gasps] My first e-mail. [clicks on it]

[an animated video of a dancing Charlie and four enraged faces plays]

Charlie:
[metal drums playing from the computer] Whoops! You got phished. Now proceed with this three-minute Internet security training video.

Meredith:
Jude, you know how you're the boss and we work for you, even though our name's not on the company? [chuckles] It's the same with Birdteam, except we don't get paid, and it's kind of a... [gets interrupted]

Charlie:
Pain in the ass. We're happy to back you up, but "team" might be overstating it.