Bob Hearts Abishola, Season 2

Bob:
You look beautiful today.

Abishola:
Thank you, Bob.

Bob:
It's weird how this bench has kind of become our bench.

Abishola:
Actually the plaque on the back says it's in loving memory of Stanley Webber.

Narrator:
Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...

Gloria:
Yeah, I got to go with the Bride of Sock Man.

Operator:
911. What's your emergency?

Gloria:
Yeah, that's good.

Gloria:
Oh, my God. You are Melania.

Christina:
Mom put you there on a time-out, and suddenly you're Joe Six-Pack?

Dottie:
What's wrong with you 2?

Douglas:
You're breaking all the chips, Christina!

Kofo:
Medical, vision, probably some sort of matching pension contribution...

Bob:
Hello, Abishola.

Bob:
It's not a date!

Douglas:
Or... illegally.

Dottie:
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Goodwin:
Which means the teammate he was passing to was a little ahead of the backmost defender.

Kofo:
The beauty of football is, everything has to go just right for success to be achieved.

Kemi:
Her first wedding was perfect.

Gloria:
Well, around here, you don't have to worry about what anyone else wants.

Tunde:
Yes, every day I wake up, I check my stocks over breakfast, then I visit my various real estate holdings, at least the ones in Michigan.

Abishola:
Hello?

All:
Hi!

Abishola:
Kemi, I'll give you 200 bucks to not fall!

Kemi:
Thank you for catching me.

Dottie:
What the hell happened to the Wi-Fi?

Bob:
We got a situation out here.

Dottie:
Oh, got one here, too. You just lost 600 bucks.

Bob:
How?

Dottie:
The game locked up.

Bob:
You lost $600?

Dottie:
I had a good hand!

Bob:
You're why I drink, you know that?

Dottie:
Well, right back at you!

Bob:
Abishola? Whoa!

[Bob slips on water and falls to the ground.]

Abishola:
Dele, it is Mommy.

Bob:
Wow, you ladies look wonderful.

Gloria:
Thank you.

Bob:
Uh, I don't like the lighting. Move over there.

Abishola:
Thank you, everyone, for getting together on short notice.

Ebunoluwa:
I can hear perfectly fine. How old do you think I am?

Abishola:
Since there is not much time. I thought I could buy my wedding dress here.