Brothers & Sisters, Season 2

Kitty:
Are you in pain?

Justin:
No, no. They gave me a nerve block, so I don't feel anything from the waist down.

Kevin:
Great. At least the female population of Pasadena will be safe for a while.

Rebecca:
Oh my god, you’re such a gossip. This is killing you isn’t it? All right, lay it on me.

Justin:
I heard Mom on the phone and she definitely used the word pregnant, and Kitty’s the only one of us having sex right now.

Justin:
What are you now, like 35 years old? Have you ever had a relationship that’s lasted longer than three weeks? You walk around in your suit and tie pretending that you’re a man, but really you’re just a scared little boy.

Kevin:
Actually, I have a boyfriend, and I have for quite awhile now…….

Justin:
…big freaking whoop ..and what is she doing here?

Holly:
I’m here for my daughter.

Justin:
In case you haven’t noticed, she’s been living here all summer. Wishing she was a Walker. You too are exactly alike. You’ll do anything. No I’m sorry — screw anyone to be a part of this family!

Kevin:
Well, if you rule out all the democrat you're basically left with Ted Nugent, Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top!

Sarah:
Well, I'm a democrat and I lost my virginity to "She's Got Legs"!

Justin:
Eww wow! Crossing the line Sarah!

Tommy:
Mine was the "Dirty Dancing" theme!

Kevin:
Wow! Be gayer!!

Sarah:
I bet Kitty's was "Talk radio"! Hey, Justin?

Justin:
Don't look at me! I'm not having this conversation in front of mom!

Nora:
Oh, please! Pink Floyd's "The Wall", Gabby Clyner, 10th grade!

Justin:
You know that?

Kevin:
I have two first sex soundtracks, girl and guy.

Kitty:
Okay now stop, stop you guys, please you're ruining all music for me.

Robert:
Sorry I'm late

Justin:
It's alright buddy

Nora:
Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?

Kevin:
Mom!

Kitty:
Well we're just trying to figure out our wedding song.

Robert:
Interesting methodology, uhhm, Endless love!

Everybody:
Aaaah!

Robert:
Yeah ok. Does anyone know that Kitty has us scheduled for for dance lessons?

Tommy:
Awwww Kitty!

Kitty:
Come on Tommy, I'm not that bad.

Nora:
I got it Pretty Woman!

Kitty:
Come on mom! At a republican candidates wedding.

Nora:
No that was the song I lost my virginity to.

Tommy:
Mom we don't need to picture you and dad....

Nora:
Who said anything about dad.

All:
What?

Kitty:
I thought dad was your first?

Nora:
Nope.

Sarah:
I thought dad swept you off your feet when you were barely 18.

Kevin:
Mom you slut!

Nora:
It was this guy I'd known in college, Stan Harris and it was in the back of his dad's car.

Others:
Ewwwwww! [ They stand to exit]

Nora:
He was tall and I was short... [All leave] So what it's like I've never had sex before.

Kevin:
I can't believe I'm being forced to go to a dinner party just so Mom can impress a Republican she has the hots for.

Scotty:
You keep saying he's a Republican. I'm far more impressed she might be dating a black man

Justin:
Uh, not that I don't love thumbing through gay porn… I'm sorry, male clothing catalogs… But what am I doing here, bro?

Kevin:
Be nice or I'll put you on the mailing list

Justin:
Remember when we went surfing the other day, and you and Tommy accused me of hiding something about Rebecca?

Kevin:
Yeah, vaguely.

Justin:
There was a minute there when she wasn't sure she was our sister.

Kevin:
You mean she's not?

Justin:
She is, she took a test. But when I found that out, I was kinda into that idea that she...wasn't

Kevin:
Why would you not want her to be part of the family?

Justin:
I do...but I wasn't unhappy with the fact that she wasn't.

Kevin:
What are you talking about?

Justin:
How are you not getting this? I know you're gay, but you have eyes! She's not like...unattractive. you know?

Kevin:
You're attracted to our sister?

Justin:
Because I thought she wasn'T. That's what I'm saying.

Kevin:
shut up. oh my god, you are sick. What...have you

Justin:
no!No! Of course not.Look, I swear, I only thought of this when this whole paternity thing came up,and it was, like,just a... like a moment,and...and now I'm freaked out because what if it happens again?

Kevin:
You have to stay away from her.

Justin:
I know. I'm trying to-- to avoid her, but she keeps wanting to hang out. Like, kev, I'm making up, like, hot chicks that I'm supposedly dating so I can avoid her.

Kevin:
Stop talking.

Justin:
I told you. I'm the most disgusting person in the world.

Kevin:
Okay, okay. Let's--let's just...let's just talk about this rationally. It's-- it's not entirely abnormal that you could possibly have these feelings, okay? You weren't raised together. You--your--you know, you met as adults,and you clearly have boundary issues.

Justin:
No, I know, I know.

Kevin:
So you just need a lile time-out to stop thinking about... inbreeding.

Justin:
Ke-kevin!

Kevin:
What? I'm trying to be sup-- why did you even tell me this?

Justin:
Because you asked me, kevin! You know what? I'm j-- I'm just gonna tell her. I mean, I'm gonna get it out there and make sure everything's okay

Kevin:
Absolutely not.

Justin:
what?

Kevin:
Do not talk to her about--don't talk to anyone about this. Seriously, I love you, and I get that because she's not a sister, you might have thought things might have worked out a-a little more complicated, but she is, okay? So you just have to put that in a box or behind you or somewhere and forget about it, and never, ever speak of this again.

Rebecca:
What is going on with you?

Justin:
Nothing. Sorry.

Rebecca:
Will you just talk? where are you going?

Justin:
The bathroom. I don't know. Stop following me.

Rebecca:
Following you? You're my ride.

Justin:
I need some space, okay?

Rebecca:
Justin, you've been acting like I repulse you. I mean, what did I do?

Justin:
Nothing. Nothing.

Rebecca:
Is it--is it that girl? Because I get it. If you don't have enough time for me,I-I totally get it.

Justin:
There's no girl.

Rebecca:
What about the hot chick?

Justin:
I made her up because I didn't want to go to the movies with you.

Rebecca:
So what, you just decided you didn't want to hang out with me? Like all of a sudden, I'm this annoying, tagalong little sister?

Justin:
You don't feel like my sister.

Rebecca:
Justin, I told you...

Justin:
I know. But when you were talking about david maybe being your father,something-- I-I don't know what--happened, where I was hoping that we weren'T...that we're not related. And I had this weird moment were I thought I had feelings for you, okay? And I know it's sick and it's wrong, but it was just a moment. And I need to make sure that doesn't happen again,but it doesn't help when you're just... are around me all the time. Do you.. do you understand? Oh, god. Look, I'm sorry.

Rebecca:
I gotta go.

Justin:
Rebecca, no...I'm sorry.I'm so sorry. This...

Kevin:
...Scotty?

Scotty:
Wait, wait, wait. Allow me. Tada!

Kevin:
You changed the light bulbs.

Scotty:
You sound so disappointed.

Kevin:
No I'm not, it's just, you know...I was supposed to do that.

Scotty:
Well, you seemed a little stressed so I'm giving you a break.

Kevin:
Really? Can't think why.

Scotty:
That bad?

Kevin:
Well let me see. First I was dealing with the family business being obliterated when Justin announced he has, on occation, been attracted to Rebecca, our sister.

Scotty:
What?!

Kevin:
Believe me, it goes on. Then Sarah calls me over 'cause she's aggonizing over dating the guy who's deal obliterated the family business. But, the piece de resistance, Saul, who signed off on the deal that got the business obliterated, after being arrested for DUI for plowing his car into a tree because he's apparently lost the will to live, finally came out to me.

Scotty:
Oh my god, is he ok?

Kevin:
He will be, I think. But, you know, it's like all these crazy people in my life are in this insane free-fall and completely incapable of being happy. And then I look at Saul who's missed his life entirely and I realise how lucky I am. Because I get to come home to someone who is kind and caring and who changes the light bulbs...and...marry me.

Scotty:
What?!

Kevin:
I mean it, I don't wanna wait. I wanna make this official.

Scotty:
Because I changed the light bulbs?

Kevin:
No..well yeah, kinda 'cause, Scotty that's who you are. I'm completely, completely in love with you. I even love the things about you that I hate...because you make me feel like I don't have to be anyone other than who I am and, to me, that feels like family and that's what I want us to be. I want us to be a family because that never ends. I'm doing this all wrong. [Gets down on one knee.] Scotty, I am asking you. Will you please marry me?

Scotty:
Yes. Yes, Kevin, I'll marry you.

Nora:
Rebecca, last summer, when Justin was in Iraq, you took care of me. Don't you remember all those nights you stayed up late with me right here, watching old movies. And the times you answered the phone when I was too petrified to pick it up. Have I ever even thanked you?

Rebecca:
Nora, you don't need to thank me. I would have done it whether you were family or not.

Nora:
There's more to family than just DNA. I don't give a damn about any stupid test. You're a part of this family. Sorry.

Tommy:
So... You like Rebecca?

Justin:
It was a fleeting moment, okay? And besides, it doesn't matter. She lied to me.

Tommy:
Listen, Justin, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that you two have always... connected. So maybe it's something worth salvaging.

Rebecca:
Justin, you were the first person to reach out to me. Before anyone else, you were my friend. And when everything was happening these past couple of weeks, I... You're the person I wanted to talk to. You always are.

Justin:
You, too.

Rebecca:
And I - I mean, everything's been crazy. I mean, first I find out that I have this family that I never even knew existed, and then suddenly I don't. But then it turns out that I do. Because, by some miracle, you're all still willing to accept me. And I can't help but wonder, what if, in all of this insanity...

Justin:
What?

Rebecca:
It was all just a way to meet you.