Corner Gas, Season 6

Wanda:
And here you go.

Wanda:
Prepare to be blown away by the aural journey.

Fitzy:
I thought Karen was the smut reader.

Lacey:
Our first order of business is-

Hank:
I second that.

Lacey:
What?

Hank:
Every motion should have a second.

Davis:
Don't be so formal. Chair recognizes Lacey.

Wanda:
Is it taco?

Hank:
No.

Wanda:
Ketchup?

Hank:
No.

Wanda:
Napkin?

Hank:
Yes.

Wanda:
You lying, sack of-

Wanda:
It wasn't napkin!

Hank:
I thought you were offering me a napkin.

Fitzy:
I just saw some kids who said Safety Pete was hilarious.

Karen:
Yeah but you have to remember, kids are stupid.

Davis:
So, what can I do for you?

Emma:
We need your help.

Brent:
It's about my dad.

Davis:
I thought this day would come. All you have to do is sign these papers and he'll be committed.