Courage the Cowardly Dog, Season 4

Le Quack:
Le Quack is back!

Eustace:
I ain't useless! I'm Eustace!

Father Deer:
Every hunting season it's the same thing. We can't take it anymore. I'm gonna put an end to our living in fear. I'm going hunting! [holds his gun] A deer's gotta do what a deer's gotta do.

Eustace:
Oh, wicket! Who the heck are you?

Kitty:
Dogs are evil.

Mad Dog:
I take you from a two-bit joint and make you a class act, and you want to make me second rate? If I even SMELL Kitty, I'll bury the two of you!

Muriel:
Oh, Eustace. I'm sorry for all the terrible things I said.

Eustace:
That's okay Muriel, nobody's perfect.

[They embrace]

Muriel:
I wonder where Courage has run off to.

Eustace:
Who cares?

Di Lung:
Watch where you going, ya fool!

Di Lung:
Yo, Aunty! What's up?

Di Lung:
Oh no! That's your magic silkworm! It sure is transcending this life. Bye-bye, magic silkworm!

Di Lung:
Okay, Aunty. I go find someone truly innocent.

Di Lung:
Hey, lady with innocent soul! I be your tour guide—show you Great Wall.

Di Lung:
I loosen your ankles, when I remove your bones!

Di Lung:
This not acupuncture, this de-boning, I taking our your bones.

Di Lung:
[Gasp] The good empress, back to reclaim throne! I not carry out resort torture for evil empress! Not de-boning... re-boning!

Eustace:
Hey, stupid dog, Muriel talking yet?

Courage:
Mm-mm.

Eustace:
Well go get her to talk, dog! I wanna know if she's gonna make me breakfast!

Muriel:
I have had it with you not caring what I think or say!

Eustace:
They should make a remote that shuts off people!

Muriel:
Don't worry, I'm shutting myself off! I'm not speaking anymore, listen to the TV all you want. You won't be hearing from me again! [Courage tries to protest] Sorry, Courage. My voice isn't welcome in this house, so I'm keeping my thoughts to myself.

[Eustace meets up with Courage and Muriel.]

Muriel:
Eustace, what took you so long?

Eustace:
We had to work out a deal for the rematch. If I lose, you're gonna have to pack up your things and move in with the dolphin, and be his sidekick.

Muriel:
[Shocked] Oh, dear.

[Muriel has a thought bubble about living with Jojo as a mermaid.]

Courage:
[Horrified] No!

Muriel:
Eustace, what's all the ruckus?

Eustace:
What ruckus?

Villains:
Destroy the stupid dog!

Eustace:
Eh...

Cajun Fox:
Lie, man, lie.

Eustace:
That's my friends. It's a men's club. And no dogs allowed.

Muriel:
Courage, what big lungs you have.

Eustace:
Courage, Courage, Courage! That stupid dog gets all the good stuff around here! I hate that dumb dog!

Di Lung:
Watch where ya goin', ya fool!

[Flashback to the first time Courage met Muriel]

Muriel:
Oh my. Poor thing, out here all alone... what courage you have. Would you like to come home with me?

[Courage cries in joy]

Muriel:
I'll call you Courage, we'll have a grand time.

Cruel Veterinarian:
"May I talk with the two of you for a moment? In private?"

Cruel Veterinarian:
"I know just what to do with the dog, but I like to have a moment with him, alone."

Cruel Veterinarian:
"Ready for the trip? It's your turn now!"