Darkwarrior Duck:
I am the terror that hunts in the night! I am the jackal that gnaws at your bones! [he fires near the 'perpetrator' and singsongs] I'm not finished. [normal again] I am... Darkwarrior Duck! Maybe a year in the pen will teach you to use a crosswalk, jaywalker!
Gosalyn:
[shocked] Dad?!
Quackerjack:
[nervously] He does that to jaywalkers? [as Mr. Banana Brain] And you thought your insurance premiums were high now.
Megavolt:
[nervously] What would he do to real criminals?
Quackerjack:
[as Mr. Banana Brain] Let's not stick around to find out, scout! [normal voice] Back to the Time Top!
[They rush back to the Time Top. Meanwhile, Gosalyn looks on nervously as Darkwarrior fires multiple missiles at the innocent citizen.]
Gosalyn:
Maybe Dad's just having a bad day. [winces at the explosions] A really bad day...
Darkwarrior Duck:
A stint a solitary oughta teach him some respect for traffic laws!
Citizen:
But-but-but, what about my right to a trial?
Darkwarrior Duck:
[grabs him by the collar, angrily] Are you saying a jury wouldn't TAKE MY WORD?!
Citizen:
[frightened] N-no, sir! Not at all, sir!
[Darkwarrior's robot minion takes him away to prison. Another one of his robots approaches him with a report.]
Darkwarrior Drone Robot:
Subject with bad haircut reported at corner of Lankershim and Magnolia.
Darkwarrior Duck:
So, another criminal coiffure endangering the sensibilities of decent citizens! And I bet he has dandruff, too.
[He jumps back inside his tank and drives off, with his robots escorting him. Gosalyn tries to get his attention.]
Gosalyn:
Wait, Dad! It's me!
[Neither Darkwarrior nor his robots hear her as they continue driving to the distance, much to her disappointment. Meanwhile, back with Megavolt and Quackerjack...]
Quackerjack:
[panting] That duck's even crazier than we are!
[Suddenly, to the shock of the two supervillains, they see Darkwarrior's robot minions surrounding the Time Top, then one of them turns around to confront Megavolt and Quackerjack.]
Darkwarrior Drone Robot:
Extreme parking violation. Darkwarrior civil code requires impounding vechicle and incarcerating guilty parties!
Megavolt:
[pointing at Quackerjack] He did it! He did it! I was only a passenger! He was driving!
Quackerjack:
Nonsense! [stuttering nervously] I-I couldn't possibly drive! [The drones surround both him and Megavolt.] I-I don't have a license!
[Mr. Banana Brain pops out.]
Mr. Banana Brain:
They're both guilty, but I was taken against my will!
[The robots grab the two supervillains and take them and the Time Top to prison.]
Quackerjack:
[to Megavolt] You blamed me! How could you possibly blame me?!
Megavolt:
Well, it's because it's your fault, fly boy!
[Next scene, Gosalyn is making her way to the Darkwing Tower.]
Gosalyn:
Boy, Dad needs a major attitude adjustment. He sounds more like a bad guy than a good guy. [Once she reaches the tower, she finds, to her surprise, that the tower is mostly abandoned. She gasps] What?! Where'd everything go?! [She then finds Launchpad working on a car.] Launchpad!
[She pulls him out from underneath the car. His beak moves for a bit as he rubs his head, then sees Gosalyn.]
Launchpad:
[happily] Gosalyn!
[They hug.]
Gosalyn:
Oh, it sure is good to see a friendly face.
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