Doug, Season 5

[First lines]

Doug:
Dear Journal. Remember Me? Doug Funnie. It seems like years since I've written but it doesn't since the beginning of summer.

Doug:
Hopping Whopping Wieners turned out to be a stinky idea, so we bailed and went to Beebe's house.

Judy:
Don't you remember when you were two? You cancelled it because of a dirty diaper, and then five the infamous trike, episode 6, the clown. Seventh, pony. Eight, Grandma Opal, ninth---

Doug:
Okay, okay, you made your point!