Joey

Joey:
Gina, I know he's your baby, but it's time to move on. Change can be good!

Gina:
Oh, it's easy for you to say.

Joey:
No it's not! No! Look... Nobody understands wantin' things to stay the same like I do. I was HAPPY in New York! Okay, and I tried really hard to keep things from changing. But everyone else got married, and had kids, and moved on. They all changed! So I'm givin' change a shot. And it has been *hard*. But... just hoping things stay the same... it doesn't work.

Michael:
[just discovered Gina was 16 when she had him] How did I not figure THAT out! I took calculus when I was eight!

Gina:
I look pretty good for a mother of a 20-year-old.

Joey:
Yeah, you never hear the argument *for* teen pregnancy.

Gina:
This is the best part. Sit here and lean back.

Joey:
Is that the middle of the HOLLYWOOD sign?

Gina:
That's the HOLLYWOOD sign.

Joey:
I can see the HOLLYWOOD sign! And into that woman's bathroom. And now she sees me. Hi, neighbor!