Johnny Bravo, Season 2

Johnny:
What's up with the cable?

Estronian queen:
Cable? What is this cable, sire?

Kid:
Look, Mommy! That guy's looking at pictures of almost naked men!

[the whole store stares at Johnny]

Johnny:
This is a men's fitness magazine, I want to look like this, not at this... I've got nothin' to be ashamed of!

[walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]

Johnny:
...TV Guide.

Johnny:
[Johnny and Carl crash on a deserted island and are separated] Guess Carl didn't make it. I'll miss the little fella. [pause] Oh, well. Can't mourn forever!

Johnny:
What's this horsey thing again?

Computer:
It's a knight.

Johnny:
Can I move here?

Computer:
No!

Johnny:
King me!

Computer:
THERE IS NO "KING ME" IN CHESS!

Johnny:
[plays with pieces] Look at me! I'm a martian!

[Computer self-destructs]

Johnny:
Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.

Bunny:
I'm installing a V-chip to screen out all the mindless garbage...before it rots your brain!

Johnny:
Mindless garbage not rot brain.

Johnny:
Some people look at Jerky and say "Why"? Me, I look at Jerky and I say Mmm! Jerky!

Johnny:
Four feet good! Two feet bad!

Johnny:
Bad baby! Stop defying the laws of physics!

Pops:
I was never in Detroit, I don't know anything about a missing shipment of exotic sea turtles.

Johnny:
Hey! 16th place! That's not bad!

Little Suzy:
There were only 12 contestants.

Johnny:
Oh yeah! Who's the fairy, who's the fairy?! [Dances then quickly stops] You didn't see that, did you?